MCG Bad News - Collingwood-Brisbane Game to Be Moved!

[Sly]

I got this from SilkWeb.Net:

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The MCG has been declared a National Disaster Area after excessive and oppressive flooding from the Hawthorn-Sydney game on Saturday left the surface four feet under and fittings in the stands floating away. Bizarrely, this only added to the aforementioned game as a spectacle.

AFL Chief Commissioner "Shotgun" Wayne Jackson arrived at the ground to declare it a Disaster Area and then absconded to his farm to tend to his peanut vines. Said "Shotgun" Jackson afterward at a Press Conference held by Pee-Wee Journalists from Milbury Primary School, "This never would have happened at our new state-of-the-art mega superstadium the Colonic. The roof stops the potentiality of any hydro-threat."

When one of the Pee-Journalists, Timmy Tomkins, pointed out that the flooding occurred from within the Stadium and thus a roof would have done nothing, "Shotgun" Jackson feigned seeing a pig drive a tractor and ran away while the Pee-Wee Journalists were looking for it.

The Collingwood-Brisbane Match, which was scheduled for the MCG on Sunday the 15th of July is expected to be moved to the Oval behind Thomastown Secondary College, (nee Thomastown High School).
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Well, that suits me as I only live a couple of minutes away from that Oval! I won't even have to drive or catch a train.

S.




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[Joel]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



JDF