Just Jokin' Joyce...

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Just Jokin' Joyce...

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I thought after the little Santa joke it might be an interesting idea to start a joke thread and see how depraved we get.

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There are no rules. Anyone who is offended knows they can go visit the Harry Potter website for good clean fun.

What's the difference between a female Essendon supporter and a pit bull?
One wears lipstick

I know, I know, tame, but I'm trying to think of a good one!
Congrats Bucks, on a great return! Bring on the Crows!
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What's yellow, ugly and sleeps alone?
Yoko Ono

What does the sign on Schapelle Corby's beauty shop door say?
Back in 20

And we all love to poke fun at the Irish:
Paddy was at an AA meeting when he was encouraged to get up and speak.
"I'll never forget the time I turned to drink as a substitute for women" he said.
"What happened?" the counsellor asked
"I got me dong stuck in the top" Paddy answered.
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The English football team were examined by a medical panel and pronounced fit for FA
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