should essendon change their name?

junkboy75 · Post by **junkboy75** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 3:55 am

in light of current world events, should essendon still call themselves "the bombers"? I think the club should be more sensitive about this and change their name. how about the essendon crapheads? it's practical and will please the majority of footy fans.

"everyone's a winner hot pies"

Joel · Post by **Joel** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 4:11 am

LOL, I agree. How about Arsendon Jabbers?

JDF

daicos4ever · Post by **daicos4ever** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 4:14 am

hahahaha good one joel

daicos4ever

2002 - The Year of the Pie

MarkT · Post by **MarkT** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 7:16 am

Marshmallows?
No, better still,
Sheedy's Snipers.

Black_White · Post by **Black_White** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 10:36 am

As much as I hate Essenscum I cannot support a name change. Imagine this;

A small seaside town is attacked by millions of Magpies causing many, many deaths and leaving ASIO perplexed as to why there was no warning.

Would we change our name? No way!

-Craig (with apologies to A. Hitchcock)

P.S. They used commercial aircraft not military "bombers"

FAITH

MarkT · Post by **MarkT** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 10:56 am

Craig I think it was joke (?)

ck_nd · Post by **ck_nd** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 10:59 am

well, i can't resist... how about

s&scum w@nkers -- the name change idea works for me.

Go Pies!

Carol

Don't ask yourself what the club needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive and go do that, because what Collingwood needs right now is people who have come alive.

Mich@el · Post by **Mich@el** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 11:32 am

junkboy75, thankyou for bringing up such an informative and relevant topic for discussion. It does seem to be time for Essendon to change their name. Their own supporters seem to refer to them as Essaden anyway. Wayne Jackson also has the same beautiful way of saying it (anyone catch the Brownlow count?).

Actually to tell you the truth I'm just speaking shit, I only really wanted to test my picture to the left out. Go Pies.

AlfAndrews · Post by **AlfAndrews** » Fri Sep 28, 2001 5:27 pm

Arsendon ... as in Arsenal.

They could even be called the "Gunners", just like Arsenal ... because they think they're gunna win the 2001 premiership.

**floreat pica**

magpie jeff · Post by **magpie jeff** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 4:25 am

Laidies and gentleman

Please be upstanding and acknowledge the losers of the 2001 premiership THE ARSE_ON_ FACE FOOTBALL CLUB.

DONT BRING A KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT...sean connery...the untouchables !!...DARREN MILLANE SIMPLY THE BEST...BETTER THAN ALL THE REST #42..GO OUR GLORIOUS BLACK AND WHITE MAGPIES FOR EVER UNTIL DEATH!!

AlfAndrews · Post by **AlfAndrews** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 8:09 am

Ah, yes. Well said, Joffa.

I love it.

How's this for a slogan ...

**ARSE-ON-FACE ... the team with the vertical smile**

junkboy75 · Post by **junkboy75** » Sat Sep 29, 2001 8:43 am

yes, and it would explain why they need to whistle on the toilet, so they know which end to wipe.

"everyone's a winner hot pies"

Greg J · Post by **Greg J** » Tue Oct 02, 2001 4:50 am

They could name them after their supporters, and call them the "shit for brains"'ers.

Greg J

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should essendon change their name?

should essendon change their name?