Secret article on Pauperoos and Waynkery from Sep 2001.....

[Allen Aylett]

Lay off him. He has probably gone to Las Vegas thinking it is the end of season exhibition game that is on.

We dont want to upset him. He is on suicide watch. He didnt get any Easter Eggs from Sally and he is vewy vewy upset!

[Allen Aylett]

Geezzz, must be old age, I forgot to mention, he wants to play for a bunch of losers next year..... COLLINGWOULD !!!

I said to him WTF!, are you okay, do you want the rest of the world to commit suicide ?