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John Wren Virgo

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:15 am
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CARLTON has turned up the heat on its rivals with another provocative marketing slogan, forecasting a premiership in its latest pitch for members.

The membership drive starts today and is built around four stars and the phrase: 'Can you smell what the Blues are cooking?'

In a daring brochure, skipper Chris Judd and No. 1 draft picks Marc Murphy, Bryce Gibbs and Matthew Kreuzer stand over a premiership cup boiling emblems of arch-rivals Essendon and Collingwood.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/carlton-stirring-pot-again-in-new-membership-slogan/story-e6frf9ix-1225796672120

a souffle.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:19 am
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I smell what they are Cooking and It's Not Nice
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:32 am
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They're using the wrong ingredients, and also passed their use by date. All they will get is wind and food/non leather poisoning.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:32 am
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I think Brisbane should have a similar slogan:

"Can you smell what the Fevolution is cooking?"

with a picture of Fev dropping a steaming hot turd on Judds head.

Now that's how you get members through the doors, Lions!

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BlackAndWhiteSince87 Aries



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:41 am
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Thought I could smell something,but it doesnt smell edable,smells like scum coming down Royal Parade into the CBD
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:51 am
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Relying on the Rock for your membership drive, lame as carlscum!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:54 am
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Dave The Man wrote:
I smell what they are Cooking and It's Not Nice


lol

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Damien Aquarius

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:04 pm
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this is really setting them up for us all to have some fun...As soon as their season turns to shit can you imagine the jokes about what the smell is
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:09 pm
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They have enough wooden spoons to assist with all the cooking that they will be doing.
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Holbrook Bloke Aries



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:56 pm
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At least it's controversial and get's people talking about it, albeit negatively.

I'd much rather something like that that appeals to the primal urges of a club's supporter group than that "Together we are Beautiful" song.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:58 pm
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on big footy there was a funny comment....

3 tanks and 1 import -> cant get much more carlton than that.

I had to laugh.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:02 pm
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After last years slogan, all I can smell is giz.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:03 pm
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Oh you can, can you?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:06 pm
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Isnt that slogan copyright to the WWE. Cant they get anything that hasnt been done b4. Our slogan to them should be going by the wwe theme. We have got 2 words for You Suck IT.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:29 pm
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Smells like tripe!
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