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Dave The Man
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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Post subject: What is Wrong with Grundy? | |
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Well he been in Recovery Group at Training and doing next to nothing. Did not much at Family Day.
So what is wrong with Grundy as Nothing from the Club to say what is Wrong.
Any One Know?
I have heard of Stress Fracture to the Back and Groin Injury _________________ I am Da Man |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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He was in the showers after training and Witts wandered in and stepped on Grundy's schlong.
115kg would cause a fair limp, don't you think? _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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BJ
Harry C - The champion of the Harrys
Joined: 09 Oct 2001 Location: All around the place
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stui magpie wrote: | He was in the showers after training and Witts wandered in and stepped on Grundy's schlong.
115kg would cause a fair limp, don't you think? |
Problem was, Witts just wandered into the change room which is 25 metres away from the showers. Grundy must learn to tuck it in, or pay the price! _________________ I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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does this grundy need some help?? _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Cuthbert Collingwood
Once was on fire, now all at sea
Joined: 08 Dec 2005 Location: The BBC (Brunswick Bowling Club)
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Don't worry Dave, we've sent him off to the Dank Weapon institute for fitness and recovery _________________ McRae for Governor-General! |
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MagpieMad
One in, All in!!
Joined: 15 Jan 2001 Location: -37.798563,144.996641
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Dave The Man wrote: | Well he been in Recovery Group at Training and doing next to nothing. Did not much at Family Day.
So what is wrong with Grundy as Nothing from the Club to say what is Wrong.
Any One Know?
I have heard of Stress Fracture to the Back and Groin Injury | some one said in their training report he tweaked a groin at training _________________ Pain heals, Chicks dig scars, Glory..... lasts forever! |
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008 Location: The 18
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To much sex would lead to a bad back and groin injury.
Damn those football groupies! _________________ He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD! |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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think positive wrote: | does this grundy need some help?? |
I think he's under control.
When he first arrived at the Westpac centre the first person he ran into was little Elija Edwards who looked at this behemoth and very nervously asked "who are you?"
Brodie thought he'd have a bit of fun so he replied
"200cm tall
100kg
45cm penis
1kg left testicle
1kg right testicle.
Turner Brown"
Elijah fainted on the spot
very concerned, Brodie (AKA Turner) leaned over and gently slapped Elijah on the cheeks (giving him a mild concussion) until he woke up and stared at Brodie (Turner) with a terrified expression on his face.
"Wh Wh Wh What did you just say? Said Elijah?
Brodie (Turner) repeated himself.
"200cm tall
100kg
45cm penis
1kg left testicle
1kg right testicle.
Turner Brown"
"Oh thank christ for that" said Elijah, "I thought you said TURN AROUND" _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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