What made me laugh today...

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[Wokko]

This:

"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I�m $�$%^%%$ retarded but I don�t care, I�m beautiful. I�m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me �Apache� and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can�t accept me you�re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."

[eddiesmith]

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[think positive]

It's actually the what makes me laugh thread, and people laugh at a lot of stuff that doesn't make them happy, unless of course seeing people do dumb things and hurt themselves makes you happy, or as in, if I didn't laugh, I'd cry.

Here is the what makes me happy thread

http://www.magpies.net/nick/bb/viewtopic.php?t=38548&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

And there's a few things that make some people happy, and others, well, not so much!

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[stui magpie]

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[stui magpie]

The sex, drugs etc were expected or the brainwashing?

Actually, don't answer that. 2 cousins of mine went to uni in the 70's early 80's. You must have skipped something, you're actually borderline sane and intelligent.

[Tannin]

The 70s. That was a decade I'll never remember.

Err ... what was the question again?

[stui magpie]

Back to Laughter.

Jim Jeffries on Gun Control.

Part 1. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm0DJ7GBsBZ7-Nq5x10c9hQ

Part 2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9UFyNy-rw4

Some bad language.

[think positive]

Going to pick up a race car trailer the other side of geefrickinlong, we had bush directions. Hubby is no good with normal directions, so he says, hmm, I think it's first house past the Servo, so we drive into someone's back yard, do a couple of laps, no sign of anything remotely racey, someone's looking out the window, I'm like, pulease, get me out of here! So he says maybe it was the third house, we get close, no way, it ain't that one, we do a few Kim up and down the road, I say for gods sake ring him! He pulls over, hmm, 1st street with a turning lane, so about the third street. Hmm, ok then. Off we go again, we turn into a street that has acre blocks and houses, I say which one? The one with the garage door open, he says. Hmm sunny Saturday arvo, all the bloody garages are open! We come to a t intersection and he says, drum roll, wait for it


It's either left or right!

We go left.
It was right.
2 houses in, I see 2 closed in car trailers, an open car trailer that looks like the pic they sent me, and oooo lookie, a race car! There I say. We will just go a bit further he says. Why I say.

Yes I was right. As usual. What is it with men and directions? Admit your wrong for gods sake!

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[Pies4shaw]

The boy has his VCE guitar exam later this morning. Last night, he came home from band practice (Exodus, Overkill, Megadeth etc - you know the sort of thing) and, with a wistful look, put away his Dave Mustaine signature Dean V, his Ibanez S and his Strat and picked up his nylon-string classical guitar. I asked him why and he told me he had better learn Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven", since he's playing it for his exam. He said it'd be OK, though, since "It's so easy, you could play it, Dad."

[think positive]

Guitar is a VCE subject?

Good luck to him,
Gees it must be noisy at your place!