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Joined: 31 Aug 2005
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| skaman wrote: | 1. Captain to wear guernsey #1
2. Lace up guernseys (or circa 1980 lookalike ones will do)
3. Old school tatts only (ala Robbie McGee, Richmond)
4. Hair to be slicked back and parted down the middle (dapper dan hair butter does the trick)
5. No space age techno made jumpers. All players must have prickly woolen jumpers (with collar).
6. All players must address the coach as Mister Malthouse.
7. Screw in large stops to be worn at all times and if you slip over in the centre hard concrete pitch area of the oval..stiff shit! Plenty of mecurachrome in the sick bay.
8. Anthony Corrie must cut up all oranges in time for the half time break. If he happens to be playing, this job falls to Leigh Brown. A note to remember...make sure Josh Frasers contains no pips, his mother wrote a very scathing letter to the club last time this happened.
9. Bring back the floggers (no, not Rudeboy, 3rd and the like. The paper plastic versions).
10. Also bring back the signage around the grandstands which read Collingwood Domination,the Envy of the Nation! (stuff all the advertising!)
11. Break the 4 in a row record and go for 5 straight premierships!!!!! |
12. Players to wear black boots. (Only colours are for the boot sponser/brand ie Collingwood would have black boots with white Adidas stripes, North would have black boots with blue/white Dimmys logo.)
13. Beer sold in cans.
14. Mouthguards to be kept in mouth at all times. (not tucking into socks or undies)
15. Gloves to be banned.
16. Peanuts to be sold by the bag. Anyone remember that guy at Vic Park?
17. Players to actually "run through" the banner not avoid it in fear of a crepe paper cut. |
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Bruno
Joined: 19 Sep 2003
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For 300 game milestones, the milestonee should run / walk out onto the field with either Sprach Zarathustra or Pomp & Circumstance playing.
For the first night game of each season, the players should run out to Motorheads "The Game". The lights should be dimmed and a laser light show and heaps of pyro should be let off as they burst through the run-through.
Aside for this, they need to improve the distribution of white to black and black to white for the two gurnseys. The gurnsey is a bit a mess at the moment. Those angles don't help either. |
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Magpie_Dan 
The KING And I
Joined: 17 Jul 2001
Location: M-31 ROW A FOR THE GRAND FINAL REPLAY
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Employ some REAL COLLINGWOOD PEOPLE at the club instead of some fake employees who claim to love Collingwood.
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PAUL MEDHURST'S #1 FAN
NATHAN BUCKLEY- 280 Games 284 Goals
Bucks You Are THE KING
AT COLLINGWOOD, YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE |
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neil
Joined: 08 Sep 2005
Location: Queensland
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Dwarf tossing at half time
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Carlscum 120 years being cheating scum |
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RudeBoy
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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| neil wrote: | | Dwarf tossing at half time |
A short message? |
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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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| RudeBoy wrote: | | neil wrote: | | Dwarf tossing at half time |
A short message? |
a short interlude.
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BBHS 
bbhs
Joined: 30 Jun 2004
Location: Bellarine
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| Player abuse night for the whippings boys of the club. One time only just so the Dick Heads have there fun. |
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Deja Vu
Joined: 20 Apr 2008
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I don't want to see our black jumper worn with the white shorts.
We either wear our black jumper with black shorts or the white jumper with white shorts.
White kit to be worn against Blues, Tigers, Saints, Bombers & Port regardless of who's home game it is.
Members hats this year were excellent. Love the mesh style - keep that style rather than the older ones
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RudeBoy
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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| Redevelop Vic Park. |
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Chinaman John M 
I put a spell on you
Joined: 22 Jul 2008
Location: Lonsdale Street
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| RudeBoy wrote: | | Redevelop Vic Park. |
Surely not for AFL matches!!!
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Someone once called me Bastard, I replied "Yes but that was just an accident of birth, with most others its their own choice" |
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RudeBoy
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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| Chinaman John M wrote: | | RudeBoy wrote: | | Redevelop Vic Park. |
Surely not for AFL matches!!! |
It ain't gonna happen - I was just day dreaming! |
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JBJ
Joined: 24 Jul 2000
Location: Melbourne
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| Magpie_Dan wrote: | | Employ some REAL COLLINGWOOD PEOPLE at the club instead of some fake employees who claim to love Collingwood. |
I second that!!! |
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neil
Joined: 08 Sep 2005
Location: Queensland
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Dwarf tossing with REAL COLLINGWOOD DWARVES.
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London Dave 
Ješte jedna pivo prosím
Joined: 16 Dec 1998
Location: Iceland on Thames
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| neil wrote: | | Dwarf tossing with REAL COLLINGWOOD DWARVES. |
that would be Collingwood 4 footers. |
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mattys123
Joined: 06 Jul 2009
Location: Narre Warren, VIC
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| neil wrote: | | Dwarf tossing with REAL COLLINGWOOD DWARVES. |
Jarryd Blair?  |
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