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King Monkey
Joined: 15 Apr 2009
Location: On a journey to seek the scriptures of enlightenment....
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Is this to compete with Hawthorn's new ISIS deal??
I hear they plan to unfurl the 2014 Premiership flag in the streets of Syria.
I also hear their new logo is of Matt Spangher holding up the severed head of Joel Selwood.
Can the KOA match that??
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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Is this to compete with Hawthorn's new ISIS deal??
I hear they plan to unfurl the 2014 Premiership flag in the streets of Syria.
I also hear their new logo is of Matt Spangher holding up the severed head of Joel Selwood.
Can the KOA match that?? |
I LOL'd.
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swoop42 
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Location: The 18
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| die4pies wrote: | | The Knights of Abbotsford have secured a major sponsorship with al-Qaeda for the 2015 season. More news to come.... |
I dare say we'd have been better off fighting against al-Qaeda than playing football this season.
Less injuries.
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watt price tully 
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| King Monkey wrote: | ^
Is this to compete with Hawthorn's new ISIS deal??
I hear they plan to unfurl the 2014 Premiership flag in the streets of Syria.
I also hear their new logo is of Matt Spangher holding up the severed head of Joel Selwood.
Can the KOA match that?? |
ISIS missed out on the beheading. Selwood ducked.
ISIS were so impressed by Selwoods ducking they let him go.
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King Monkey
Joined: 15 Apr 2009
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That sly bastard Selwood........... he's even got ISIS singing his praises like Bruce, Leigh, Tim & Tom.
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watt price tully
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I need to someone to blame for this shite: Beams WTF. H going,
Terror on the community, terror at Collingwood. Chaos running supreme.
WTF is going on. It's doing my head in.
It's the Knight of Collingwood - 1970 has been keeping a low profile so has D4P.
I reckon their fingerprints are all over this.
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
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Ed pulls the strings of D4P these days.
I blame Ed.
He's a Carlton plant and Jeanne Pratt's lover.
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5150 
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They have been working hard in the background to pull the club apart.
To rip of a thread in the VPT - what would you get rid of first? Ebola or KOA.
In breaking news... Lamumba joins KOA. |
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Member 7167 
"What Good Fortune For Governments That The People Do Not Think" - Adolf Hitler.
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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I just found this gem. An absolute ripper. I knew the Knights Of Abbottsford were up to no good. As for 1970 - enough said.
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die4pies
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Joined: 07 Nov 2005
Location: Trenerry Cres.
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| 5150 wrote: | They have been working hard in the background to pull the club apart.
To rip of a thread in the VPT - what would you get rid of first? Ebola or KOA.
In breaking news... Lamumba joins KOA. |
It can safely be said more effort has been put into ridding the world of the KOA than has been put into eliminating Ebola.
Breaking news? Old news.
Reminds me...must get working on Heritier's 10 year service certificate...
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die4pies
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| swoop42 wrote: | | Ed pulls the strings of D4P these days. |
I'll bite.
On what basis do you make this claim?
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5150
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| die4pies wrote: | | 5150 wrote: | They have been working hard in the background to pull the club apart.
To rip of a thread in the VPT - what would you get rid of first? Ebola or KOA.
In breaking news... Lamumba joins KOA. |
It can safely be said more effort has been put into ridding the world of the KOA than has been put into eliminating Ebola.
Breaking news? Old news.
Reminds me...must get working on Heritier's 10 year service certificate... |
How have you managed not to upset him in the last 10 years?
Can he leave the KOA as a free agent to join the Sadsacks? |
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CarringbushCigar 
Joined: 15 Nov 2007
Location: wherever I lay my beanie
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| die4pies wrote: | | swoop42 wrote: | | Ed pulls the strings of D4P these days. |
I'll bite.
On what basis do you make this claim? |
I don't see a denial  |
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die4pies
Homeward bound
Joined: 07 Nov 2005
Location: Trenerry Cres.
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| 5150 wrote: | | die4pies wrote: | | 5150 wrote: | They have been working hard in the background to pull the club apart.
To rip of a thread in the VPT - what would you get rid of first? Ebola or KOA.
In breaking news... Lamumba joins KOA. |
It can safely be said more effort has been put into ridding the world of the KOA than has been put into eliminating Ebola.
Breaking news? Old news.
Reminds me...must get working on Heritier's 10 year service certificate... |
Can he leave the KOA as a free agent to join the Sadsacks? |
Only if he joins Hawthorn.
"The "perceptive fellow"" are actually trolling Hawthorn supporters.
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