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yin-YANG
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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Wow - are all these players reincarnations of the one known as Jack?
But seriously… how could Hiss be left out of this dirty dozen or so?
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thompsoc
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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At last a team of realists!
This team will not be blackmailed, sweet talked or cave in
to hopelessly doe eyed siren songs of the multitude of do gooders that inhabit this board.
Well done selection committee!
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thompsoc
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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And yes i forgot, free dimmies and hot pies tonight!
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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| Are we still talking about nice to say it? Thats okay I forget things all the time. |
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yin-YANG
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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| thompsoc wrote: | At last a team of realists!
This team will not be blackmailed, sweet talked or cave in
to hopelessly doe eyed siren songs of the multitude of do gooders that inhabit this board.
Well done selection committee! |
The reality is that optimists live longer more joyful lives than pessimists.
Do good… see good… be good… it'll be good for you Thomo 
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Tannin 
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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| yin-YANG wrote: | | But seriously… how could Hiss be left out of this dirty dozen or so? |
Um ... have you read the team sheet? Hiss is first ruck, and will palm the pill right down the throats of the rovers, possibly sometimes even of the rovers on our own team, but we won't hold that against him just yet.
You, on the other hand, were not considered bad enough to get a gurnsey. You need to try harder to offend, distort, and make a fool of yourself. I know you can do it if you put your mind to it.
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thompsoc
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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| yin-YANG wrote: | | thompsoc wrote: | At last a team of realists!
This team will not be blackmailed, sweet talked or cave in
to hopelessly doe eyed siren songs of the multitude of do gooders that inhabit this board.
Well done selection committee! |
The reality is that optimists live longer more joyful lives than pessimists.
Do good… see good… be good… it'll be good for you Thomo |
Oh Yin Yang and co. ..... the high horses are waiting to take you all to that promised land where the realists don't live and and perpetual pleasure abounds no matter what crap is dished up.
Now was that 72 virgins I thought was awaiting?????
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KenH 
Joined: 24 Jan 2010
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| stui magpie wrote: | Yeah, she did a great job towelling me down after the after training spa.  |
Yeah right that's how it went!
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yin-YANG
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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| Tannin wrote: | | yin-YANG wrote: | | But seriously… how could Hiss be left out of this dirty dozen or so? |
Um ... have you read the team sheet? Hiss is first ruck, and will palm the pill right down the throats of the rovers, possibly sometimes even of the rovers on our own team, but we won't hold that against him just yet.
You, on the other hand, were not considered bad enough to get a gurnsey. You need to try harder to offend, distort, and make a fool of yourself. I know you can do it if you put your mind to it. |
Fair enough… I knew it would all work out… although must admit I am hoping the bye sticks it up em this week! oh and I will try to get more yin in my game coach!
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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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| RudeBoy wrote: | | Tannin wrote: | | RudeBoy wrote: | | Don't worry about this one coach. We'll smash them, and I know that piedys is eager to run straight off the bench and flatten Pavlova. |
Rudie, sorry mate, you're not playing Freo. (Nor is Piedys for that matter.) Freo is next week, and I'll be selecting the Best Available Team to take on the league leaders on their own home ground. You are playing this week and your opponent is the Bye and I hope the Bye wins, which is why I have selected the Worst Available Team to take the Bye on.
(Yes, you read that right. You currently you seem to be playing in both the Best Available Nick's Posting XXII and the Worst Available Nick's Posting XXII in successive weeks. I am unable to offer a rational explanation for this.) |
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i'm seeing a pattern here.
i also see dead people. i'm seeing someone by the name of jack, spinning round and round, doing the odd backflip, tail in the air. drinking the golden fluid he extracted from himself.
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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Great, i need a restup, a leave pass will do me nicely, thanks coach.
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Lazza
Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia
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| Piesnchess wrote: | | Great, i need a restup, a leave pass will do me nicely, thanks coach. |
Bullshit Piesnchess, you were dropped because you were soft as..... 
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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| Lazza wrote: | | Piesnchess wrote: | | Great, i need a restup, a leave pass will do me nicely, thanks coach. |
Bullshit Piesnchess, you were dropped because you were soft as..... |
Nah mate, i bribed our coach with a bottle of chivas regal, which he cannot talk about, cos its a on water operational matter, similar to the Abbott regime bribing those evil people smugglers. ! Our beloved coach knows all bout secrecy in high places, and operational national security of the Nicks team, he cannot comment at this stage. Hes putting Pete dud Dutton in as his spokesperson, aided by death stare Julie.
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AnthonyC 
Joined: 09 Aug 2002
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Been on the list for more than 10 years, never played a game (not that I can remember). And I still can't get on the bench for a game against the Bye! That's got to be Hall of Fame worthy.
Not sure what that's telling me..
P.S. (Strauchanie's got nothing on me )
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thompsoc
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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| AnthonyC wrote: | Been on the list for more than 10 years, never played a game (not that I can remember). And I still can't get on the bench for a game against the Bye! That's got to be Hall of Fame worthy.
Not sure what that's telling me..
P.S. (Strauchanie's got nothing on me ) |
I will tell you what it means!
You are not in the minority of "perceptive fellow"
nor in the majority of happy sacks.
You must be a fence sitter!
Choose a side!!!!
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