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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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| stui magpie wrote: | Excellent team coach, being appointed captain of this team of reprehensible reprobates is indeed an honour.
I should be fired right up and ready to rock by game time although just at the moment the mental image of JW's chocolate starfish providing.....eh....a version of mouth to mouth on the Tannic one does seem to have had a minor impact on my digestive system. I'm sure it will pass after a couple of dimmies and some pre game drinks.
Lets go boys and give these swannettes a royal plucking. |
the c next to your name doesn't signify captain.
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watt price tully 
Joined: 15 May 2007
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Great team coach.
As long as we beat their mids, their talls, their shorts, their forwards, their on-ballers, and have a higher score (with or without testing hair) at the end of the game then I think we could be in a winning position.
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Piesnchess
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Lovely, always wanted to be on a line consisting of watt, price and tully, what a lineup that was in the halycon days of my wayward youth. LOL
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think positive 
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere
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| John Wren wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | Excellent team coach, being appointed captain of this team of reprehensible reprobates is indeed an honour.
I should be fired right up and ready to rock by game time although just at the moment the mental image of JW's chocolate starfish providing.....eh....a version of mouth to mouth on the Tannic one does seem to have had a minor impact on my digestive system. I'm sure it will pass after a couple of dimmies and some pre game drinks.
Lets go boys and give these swannettes a royal plucking. |
the c next to your name doesn't signify captain. |
i really did!!
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RudeBoy
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| Me, vice Captain? Holy maloley! I actually thought I was being de-listed, so this appointment is completely out of the blue. I'd actually given my boots to skaman, so I'll have to get them back. Rest assured coach, I will stand shoulder to shoulder with captain Stui as we go into battle for Magpie glory. By the way, I'm assuming there'll be no testing for dim sim consumption this season? |
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| think positive wrote: | | John Wren wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | Excellent team coach, being appointed captain of this team of reprehensible reprobates is indeed an honour.
I should be fired right up and ready to rock by game time although just at the moment the mental image of JW's chocolate starfish providing.....eh....a version of mouth to mouth on the Tannic one does seem to have had a minor impact on my digestive system. I'm sure it will pass after a couple of dimmies and some pre game drinks.
Lets go boys and give these swannettes a royal plucking. |
the c next to your name doesn't signify captain. |
i really did!! |
It's funny because it's true.    
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think positive
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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| RudeBoy wrote: | | Me, vice Captain? Holy maloley! I actually thought I was being de-listed, so this appointment is completely out of the blue. I'd actually given my boots to skaman, so I'll have to get them back. Rest assured coach, I will stand shoulder to shoulder with captain Stui as we go into battle for Magpie glory. By the way, I'm assuming there'll be no testing for dim sim consumption this season? |
You've got big shoes to fill, I'm sure you will look sensational in my Manolo Blahniks
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Jezza 
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Joined: 05 Sep 2010
Location: Ponsford End
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Full-forward! My dream has come true!
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MightyMagpie
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Back pocket? Gonna be hard to kick a bag from there.
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pietillidie
Joined: 07 Jan 2005
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Coach for those who know me for my postings ramblings untterances and typo's know I'm not the sort of poster who for no reason bags anyone.
Having read your team line up I feel I must offer you some friendly advice
"Are you ^]%{?ing crazy ??"
A team not including myself is like having a meat pie with no filling yeah it might look ok from the outside but there's no heart in it. It's like dancing with your sister sure it seems ok until the lights go dim just like these selections.
As for failing a hair sample test I can assure you I have taken every possible opportunity to ply myself with any illicit performance enhancing product known to man kind.
Heck I even spent a night in hospital after my viagara got lodged in my throat and I ended up with a stiff neck for 2 days. If that doesn't spell team sacrifice then I don't know what does.
Now we can fix this one of 2 ways.
Either you come to you senses and reinstate me immediately or
I steal one of Dyso's goats and send it to you
It's your choice |
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thompsoc
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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Made it onto the interchange.
There is hope for other Posters.
Need to do an apprenticeship for 5 to 6 years first.
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Pies4shaw 
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| pietillidie wrote: | ^Yeah, but that's a truly dirty backline. I like it!  |
With us on the last line of defence, the opposition forwards are toast: they're going to find it hard to compete in the air with their fingers in their ears. |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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| What do you like about [quotepietillidie]^yes but that's a dirty backline? |
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pietillidie
Joined: 07 Jan 2005
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| Pies4shaw wrote: | | pietillidie wrote: | | ^Yeah, but that's a truly dirty backline. I like it! |
With us on the last line of defence, the opposition forwards are toast: they're going to find it hard to compete in the air with their fingers in their ears. |
Like a "mistimed" Craig Kelly spoil - to the ear drums!
Come to think of it, most of his "mistimed" spoils were in fact to the ear drums!
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