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Skids 
Quitting drinking will be one of the best choices you make in your life.
Joined: 11 Sep 2007
Location: Joined 3/6/02 . Member #175
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Mate, this teams as broke as a tooth fairy in a house full of meth heads.
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think positive 
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | think positive wrote: | Much better team than the other crap broken down hacks (Buckley what can I say?)
Do I get the female companion too? |
Several if that's your desire
Here at the rebels it's our mission to ensure all players are truly catered for.
Heck if you want Dyso will dress up in female clothing again with heels and makeup just like a normal Saturday night |
I'll settle for Ben Johnson, he still looks hot, I just walked into him at the westpac center, (literally no wonder he's on the injury list, tapping away on his phone while walking! I think I did his hammy!!)
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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| Lazza wrote: | | Can I please please play on the newbie? Pretty please??!!!!! |
AT least me and Lazza got a gig with this team, we have crossed over from the official one,the transfer papers are on the floor of my car, amongst the Hungry jacks wrappers and KFC boxes.. 
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Joined: 26 Sep 2013
Location: We prefer free speech - you know it's right
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Well pretty happy that I'm playing at FF (forward fluffer) this week, but I must admit my bank balance is looking a little worse for wear after that hefty 'registration fee' ahem... (thanks coach)!
I expect to kick a BAG of goals this week since my supply from the HB (heart break) line is stacked with Sad Saacks and as we all know they were all recruited for their disposal skills..... it would be nice qldmagpie67... I mean coach... if you could keep both Lazza and RudeBoy well out of the forward line even though you selected them on the HF (hopeful fantasy) line!!! |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| Piesnchess wrote: | | Lazza wrote: | | Can I please please play on the newbie? Pretty please??!!!!! |
AT least me and Lazza got a gig with this team, we have crossed over from the official one,the transfer papers are on the floor of my car, amongst the Hungry jacks wrappers and KFC boxes.. |
PNC I recognise talent and reward it accordingly.
Even after that I still found a place for you in the squad.
As a a bench warmer don't get to comfy you will be thrown into action very early maybe around 4am when I trying to lasso a couple out of the "team meeting" |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| The Boy Who Cried Wolf wrote: | Well pretty happy that I'm playing at FF (forward fluffer) this week, but I must admit my bank balance is looking a little worse for wear after that hefty 'registration fee' ahem... (thanks coach)!
I expect to kick a BAG of goals this week since my supply from the HB (heart break) line is stacked with Sad Saacks and as we all know they were all recruited for their disposal skills..... it would be nice qldmagpie67... I mean coach... if you could keep both Lazza and RudeBoy well out of the forward line even though you selected them on the HF (hopeful fantasy) line!!! |
Wolfie ask and though shall receive
I've entrusted you as our focal point forward this week
Expectations are high (not as high as most of the players or coaching staff)
This is a results business and no amount of money can change that (well actually it can as you've seen by your account balance) |
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | Piesnchess wrote: | | Lazza wrote: | | Can I please please play on the newbie? Pretty please??!!!!! |
AT least me and Lazza got a gig with this team, we have crossed over from the official one,the transfer papers are on the floor of my car, amongst the Hungry jacks wrappers and KFC boxes.. |
PNC I recognise talent and reward it accordingly.
Even after that I still found a place for you in the squad.
As a a bench warmer don't get to comfy you will be thrown into action very early maybe around 4am when I trying to lasso a couple out of the "team meeting" |
AHHH, the Team meeting held on the 14th floor of the CASINO, the one with free canapes, houdevres, and endless wine, beer and whiskies 
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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OK, so I'm the bid C for both teams. My reputation spreads.
Considering we're all playing the same opposition on the same park at the same time, I'm not sure how that will work but suffice to say it could get a tad confusing when runners start coming out so I will follow normal protocol and totally ignore them.
two questions.
1. Do I get 2 match fees?
2. Is king hitting "team mates" a reportable offence?
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| stui magpie wrote: | OK, so I'm the bid C for both teams. My reputation spreads.
Considering we're all playing the same opposition on the same park at the same time, I'm not sure how that will work but suffice to say it could get a tad confusing when runners start coming out so I will follow normal protocol and totally ignore them.
two questions.
1. Do I get 2 match fees?
2. Is king hitting "team mates" a reportable offence? |
Yes & no but not necessarily in that order |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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OK. I'll settle for 1 match payment.
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5150 
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
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| I'm just wondering whether qldmagpie67 has turned all mad scientist and turned 5150 and member 7167 into some kind of human caterpillar? |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
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| 5150 wrote: | | I'm just wondering whether qldmagpie67 has turned all mad scientist and turned 5150 and member 7167 into some kind of human caterpillar? |
You should both pray you're in front. I've seen some of that movie.  
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watt price tully 
Joined: 15 May 2007
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | After lasts weeks stirring debut of the rebels this weeks selection has only gotten hard.
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The team is as follows
B Inxs88. 35forever. Dangles
HB Simon Tonna. Skaman. Bob Sugar
C Carringbush Cigar. Prototype. Didick
HF Lazza. Jezza (VC). Rudeboy.
F Watt Price Tully. Boy who cried Wolf. Stui Magpie (C)
F. Frankie goes to Collingwood. Thinks positive. Whatsinaname
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Piesnchess, WarrenerranW, Culprit, Yin-Yang
Coach - Qldmagpie67
Assistant Coach - Dyso
President - The President
Financial controller - Donny
Esky filler - Neil Appleby
Female companionship coordinator - Derkd
Pole Greaser & Cleaner - Bucks2014
Alibi arranger - Steveh67
Legal Advisor - Presti35
Bail Bond organiser - Loki04
Party bus driver - Slangman
Social Media Manager - Hal
After match recovery guru - 7170
Aircraft Pilot & masseuse - Tannin
Director of game strategy & excuse maker - E
Crash Test Dummy - John West |
Now this is a team.
We have due diligence for this coach:
* Has real experience
* Went through a interview panel
* A history of being able to motivate a team
* Not slow in making changes
* Ability to deal with player differences
* Great man management skills
* Great choices in naming his sons
* Ability to learn from mistakes
* Surrounding himself with independent advice
* More charisma than a dead mullet
* Sufficient distance from the president
He has our backs.
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| 5150 wrote: | | I'm just wondering whether qldmagpie67 has turned all mad scientist and turned 5150 and member 7167 into some kind of human caterpillar? |
Well you see I wanted you both in but there wasn't room so I did the only practical thing. I severed both of you at the waist and glued 5150 top with 7167 bottom and created myself the perfect set of digits.
5150 has vision and 7167 has leg speed
This may not be the last time I combine a player in fact I was thinking of starting my own cloning program like they did with that sheep years ago.
Could you imagine intertwining swoop42 & tannin you could end up with half coach half coach |
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Joined: 05 May 2010
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Finally someone acknowledges my genius. If only Nathan would return my calls , I could have all our problems solved by Friday lunchtime.
Should I make a run at the presidency? you might all be surprised to learn who I am.
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