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woftam 
I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure.
Joined: 28 Jul 2008
Location: Carum Downs, Vic
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | An open campaign letter to the members of Nicks Posting XXII
This coming election is about more than just a vote for a coach it's about a vote for our future.
Under a oppressive dictatorship I would lead we can offer you many things that my unworthy opponent can't or won't.
We know and understand the way Nicks Posting XXII has endured years of upheaval mostly brought on by people like myself but this should hold me in good stead to crush any further uprisings and rule with a iron fist.
My opponent will cut medical expenses if re-elected coach. What a disgrace. Under a Nicks Posting XXII I lead all medical from ACL's to hangnails to sex change operations will be covered.
We will ensure all your membership fees are negatively geared and reinvested into services to make your quality of life bearable.
We will reinstate the free dim sims at after match rehabs. We will ensure the beer is plentiful and cold, we will ensure your borders are protected from the envision of bubble headed Range Rover drivers
When deciding on how to vote ask yourself this important question.
When the forces of evil are pounding on our doors do you want old man John Wren with his cucumber stained finger on the button or do you want a dictator who will push that button and care not about the consequences ?
The choices are clear my fellow posters
A vote for John Wren is a vote for failure
A vote for me is a vote for financial security for myself and my inner sanctum
A vote for John Wren is a vote for more to the same selections
A vote for me is a open opportunity for any poster with the financial means to buy a spot
A vote for John Wren is a vote tolerating of losses
A vote for me is a vote for swift and unfairness is blaming those responsible for losses
There's a clear choice to be made here posters and I'm sure you will make the right choice.
*The views above are those of a rambling lunatic who's only desire is to fincancily befneift from his position. Any promises made will more than likely not be delivered and more so will be likely be denied. Please beware any views formed by the above can't be taken seriously
This campaign has been funded by the blood of posters who's organs have been harvested and resold for financial benefits to the regime |
You didn't pick me either. Please a worthy candidate from somewhere?
My vote is for sale & I'm open to bribes. |
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Neil Appleby 
Joined: 11 Feb 1998
Location: Melbourne
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Good call coach, I am on a sabbatical in Italy. But the cry of 'Go Pies!" rang out the other day as I walked around Lake Como. Back in time for the finals. 
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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| John Wren wrote: | | MagpieBat wrote: | My loyalties lie with the present administration.
But, should the good people Nick's see fit to give him the arse, I am waiting and willing to serve them as coach... |
i am very confident of forming a majority. |
Bob Katter and Nick Xenophobia both wish to speak too you. 
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003
Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | An open campaign letter to the members of Nicks Posting XXII
.... Please beware any views formed by the above can't be taken seriously
This campaign has been funded by the blood of posters who's organs have been harvested and resold for financial benefits to the regime |
So the penny drops; when I woke up in that ice-filled bathtub minus one of my kidneys, and the liver half extruded and hanging out of my torso like a badly packed kebab, you screamed "...the lady-boy did it - ...the lady-boy did it!!",
which is the story i naively swallowed whilst you washed the blood from the utensils and your hands in the vanity basin...* sigh*
I won't be so easily fooled on the next pre-season trip, even if we are rooming together again...
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| woftam wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | An open campaign letter to the members of Nicks Posting XXII
This coming election is about more than just a vote for a coach it's about a vote for our future.
Under a oppressive dictatorship I would lead we can offer you many things that my unworthy opponent can't or won't.
We know and understand the way Nicks Posting XXII has endured years of upheaval mostly brought on by people like myself but this should hold me in good stead to crush any further uprisings and rule with a iron fist.
My opponent will cut medical expenses if re-elected coach. What a disgrace. Under a Nicks Posting XXII I lead all medical from ACL's to hangnails to sex change operations will be covered.
We will ensure all your membership fees are negatively geared and reinvested into services to make your quality of life bearable.
We will reinstate the free dim sims at after match rehabs. We will ensure the beer is plentiful and cold, we will ensure your borders are protected from the envision of bubble headed Range Rover drivers
When deciding on how to vote ask yourself this important question.
When the forces of evil are pounding on our doors do you want old man John Wren with his cucumber stained finger on the button or do you want a dictator who will push that button and care not about the consequences ?
The choices are clear my fellow posters
A vote for John Wren is a vote for failure
A vote for me is a vote for financial security for myself and my inner sanctum
A vote for John Wren is a vote for more to the same selections
A vote for me is a open opportunity for any poster with the financial means to buy a spot
A vote for John Wren is a vote tolerating of losses
A vote for me is a vote for swift and unfairness is blaming those responsible for losses
There's a clear choice to be made here posters and I'm sure you will make the right choice.
*The views above are those of a rambling lunatic who's only desire is to fincancily befneift from his position. Any promises made will more than likely not be delivered and more so will be likely be denied. Please beware any views formed by the above can't be taken seriously
This campaign has been funded by the blood of posters who's organs have been harvested and resold for financial benefits to the regime |
You didn't pick me either. Please a worthy candidate from somewhere?
My vote is for sale & I'm open to bribes. |
Wotfam we were told you were injured and unavailable if this isn't the case then your selection can be guaranteed (well once your payment is received) |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| piedys wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | An open campaign letter to the members of Nicks Posting XXII
.... Please beware any views formed by the above can't be taken seriously
This campaign has been funded by the blood of posters who's organs have been harvested and resold for financial benefits to the regime |
So the penny drops; when I woke up in that ice-filled bathtub minus one of my kidneys, and the liver half extruded and hanging out of my torso like a badly packed kebab, you screamed "...the lady-boy did it - ...the lady-boy did it!!",
which is the story i naively swallowed whilst you washed the blood from the utensils and your hands in the vanity basin...* sigh*
I won't be so easily fooled on the next pre-season trip, even if we are rooming together again... |
Dyso your imaging things again. Like I said the lady boy did all I was doing was cleaning up the mess and running the eBay auction for your organs. I thought well there out now might as well make a earn on them anyways.
The upside for you is you can repurchase those organs by bidding on eBay. You might want to hurry I've used the last of the ice to go with my chivas regal
Also if elected I can see a ministry position coming your way !! |
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Jezza
2023 PREMIERS!
Joined: 05 Sep 2010
Location: Ponsford End
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SACK THE COACH!!!
I nominate QldMagpie67 followed by MagpieBat to be our new coach!
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| Jezza wrote: | SACK THE COACH!!!
I nominate QldMagpie67 followed by MagpieBat to be our new coach! |
Jezza your a wise man I see a bright future for a young go getter like yourself under a new dictatorship.
Maybe minister in charge of foreign affairs (that's the affairs we have when on training camp in Thailand basically means you have to arrange the woman to attend rooms as required) |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010
Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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| John Wren wrote: | | clearly the judgement is a little suspect. just look at who gets picked. |
Can't argue with that...
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Joined: 26 Sep 2013
Location: We prefer free speech - you know it's right
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | Jezza wrote: | SACK THE COACH!!!
I nominate QldMagpie67 followed by MagpieBat to be our new coach! |
Jezza your a wise man I see a bright future for a young go getter like yourself under a new dictatorship.
Maybe minister in charge of foreign affairs (that's the affairs we have when on training camp in Thailand basically means you have to arrange the woman to attend rooms as required) |
I cancelled the last credit card and cut it half... but I'll reissue you a new CC number once you have been anointed by the board...
Also 'coach' those Pink and Silver 'Ronaldo Special' football boots with racing stripes I bought for the whole team... did you get the shipment in the mail as well? If we can't kick straight at goal, at least we can still look like professionals... |
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watt price tully 
Joined: 15 May 2007
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| Piesnchess wrote: | | John Wren wrote: | | MagpieBat wrote: | My loyalties lie with the present administration.
But, should the good people Nick's see fit to give him the arse, I am waiting and willing to serve them as coach... |
i am very confident of forming a majority. |
Bob Katter and Nick Xenophobia both wish to speak too you. |
Lake Como, named after Perry.
I remember the "Funicular railway" then going for a bushwalk in 1982 during the finals of the world cup (which Italy won) with Mrs WPT & Peter an Australian friend living in Milan at the time. Glorious part of the world.
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003
Location: Resident Forum Psychopath since 2003
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | piedys wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | An open campaign letter to the members of Nicks Posting XXII
.... Please beware any views formed by the above can't be taken seriously
This campaign has been funded by the blood of posters who's organs have been harvested and resold for financial benefits to the regime |
So the penny drops; when I woke up in that ice-filled bathtub minus one of my kidneys, and the liver half extruded and hanging out of my torso like a badly packed kebab, you screamed "...the lady-boy did it - ...the lady-boy did it!!",
which is the story i naively swallowed whilst you washed the blood from the utensils and your hands in the vanity basin...* sigh*
I won't be so easily fooled on the next pre-season trip, even if we are rooming together again... |
Dyso your imaging things again. Like I said the lady boy did all I was doing was cleaning up the mess and running the eBay auction for your organs. I thought well there out now might as well make a earn on them anyways.
The upside for you is you can repurchase those organs by bidding on eBay. You might want to hurry I've used the last of the ice to go with my chivas regal
Also if elected I can see a ministry position coming your way !! |
Okay firstly, I don't think it's exactly fair that I have to bid for my own organs on eBay. Surely, you would do me the courtesy of revoking the sale and selling them back to me at black-market rate? [buy it now!]
And I'd expect you'd throw in the ice at no extra charge too thanks....
And tell me more about this ministry position; my ego is curious...
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| piedys wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | | piedys wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | An open campaign letter to the members of Nicks Posting XXII
.... Please beware any views formed by the above can't be taken seriously
This campaign has been funded by the blood of posters who's organs have been harvested and resold for financial benefits to the regime |
So the penny drops; when I woke up in that ice-filled bathtub minus one of my kidneys, and the liver half extruded and hanging out of my torso like a badly packed kebab, you screamed "...the lady-boy did it - ...the lady-boy did it!!",
which is the story i naively swallowed whilst you washed the blood from the utensils and your hands in the vanity basin...* sigh*
I won't be so easily fooled on the next pre-season trip, even if we are rooming together again... |
Dyso your imaging things again. Like I said the lady boy did all I was doing was cleaning up the mess and running the eBay auction for your organs. I thought well there out now might as well make a earn on them anyways.
The upside for you is you can repurchase those organs by bidding on eBay. You might want to hurry I've used the last of the ice to go with my chivas regal
Also if elected I can see a ministry position coming your way !! |
Okay firstly, I don't think it's exactly fair that I have to bid for my own organs on eBay. Surely, you would do me the courtesy of revoking the sale and selling them back to me at black-market rate? [buy it now!]
And I'd expect you'd throw in the ice at no extra charge too thanks....
And tell me more about this ministry position; my ego is curious... |
Dyso if it was up to me you would get your organs back but as I'm the sole decision maker there's other people's voices that need to be ignored. I'm sure we can strike a fair and reasonable rate. As for the ice do you think ice grows on trees ? Well actually in some cases it forms on trees but that's not the point. Imagine if this regime started handing out ice or organs and expecting nothing in return how would that look ? This isn't the time to be selfish Dyso time to take one for the team.
As for the ministry position your name has been spoken of by the powers that be as a suitable candidate for a missionary err sorry ministry position. Maybe something along the lines of minister in charge of Royal commissions and probings ! |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| The Boy Who Cried Wolf wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | | Jezza wrote: | SACK THE COACH!!!
I nominate QldMagpie67 followed by MagpieBat to be our new coach! |
Jezza your a wise man I see a bright future for a young go getter like yourself under a new dictatorship.
Maybe minister in charge of foreign affairs (that's the affairs we have when on training camp in Thailand basically means you have to arrange the woman to attend rooms as required) |
I cancelled the last credit card and cut it half... but I'll reissue you a new CC number once you have been anointed by the board...
Also 'coach' those Pink and Silver 'Ronaldo Special' football boots with racing stripes I bought for the whole team... did you get the shipment in the mail as well? If we can't kick straight at goal, at least we can still look like professionals... |
Wolfe your devotion to the cause has been noted. As for the shoes I agree we may play like shit but we will look like a million dollars (less tax and campaign contributions) |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Today I rang John Wren on 7 occasions only for the phone to go directly to voice mail. When he finally returned my call he apologised saying he had no mobile reception inside the helicopter flying from one snow drenched chalet to the next with his advisor Bronwyn B.
I issued John a challenge of a live debate to broadcast in several languages across the global airways to which he declined stating "my advisors tell me the less I say the better I will look" I said the voting posters of Nicks deserve to know your plan for the future. He said my plan is simple I'll finish my cognac, then jump into our private helicopter and go to the next chalet for another snifter of port and a Havana cigar before flying back to Torak for a game of bridge. I said John we have an important game this Saturday that could decide our finals chances don't you care at all ??
He said look at that team I selected and you tell me if I care !! Point taken its obvious now he cares not.
Rest assured posters I will continue to point out the stench of elitism and the disregard this glorious tradition is being held.
Campaign contributions can be made via our new website
www.oustjohnwren.com
Remember the larger the donation the more chance you have of being appointed to the new regimes ministry |
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