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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:15 pm
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Well if you han hide 1kg of cocaine in breast implants I shudder to think where you could hide a dwarf Shocked

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/77755051/woman-caught-smuggling-cocaine-in-breast-implants-into-germany

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:43 pm
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Morrigu wrote:
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Gees I guess it depends why she was trying to sneak her on board?


I was more thinking if they didn't notice a live rugrat in a bag being carried onto a plane - why the hell do we have to take our shoes off Wink Very Happy



Hahaha I totally missed that!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 5:44 pm
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When was this exactly?
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Wokko wrote:
Does that mean someone could smuggle a dwarf terrorist on a plane? Laughing


Yep they can make a new reality TV show - bagged up abroad! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:24 pm
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Listened to an interview with Shane Watson regarding Australias batting line up for the T20 world cup - Answer was something along the lines of "once the line up is selected, we'll await our instructions"

Its T20 - hit the $$%^%%$ thing to the fence, over the fence and run what else is there?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 5:50 pm
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Not just the deadbeat Dad but the pissy sentence. We are so weak gutted in Australia.

I guarantee if the girls husband beat the shit out of him, he would have got a longer sentence.

http://www.smh.com.au/victoria/man-raped-daughter-who-tracked-him-down-after-20-years-20160208-gmo8fn.html
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Oh a web page.
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 9:25 pm
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5150 wrote:
Not just the deadbeat Dad but the pissy sentence. We are so weak gutted in Australia.

I guarantee if the girls husband beat the shit out of him, he would have got a longer sentence.

http://www.smh.com.au/victoria/man-raped-daughter-who-tracked-him-down-after-20-years-20160208-gmo8fn.html


I'm not saying it's right, but three years isn't actually that unusual for a rape conviction indeed, if it hadn't been for his genetic relationship with her, he might not have gotten a custodial sentence at all (despite the fact that it might have been just as traumatic if this had been, say, a close male friend). Things definitely need to change in the way the judicial system deals with sexual assault, but it's a lot harder to say what actual sentences should be.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 5:21 pm
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Getting tackled by grabbing the tackle?

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/nrl/a-league-player-has-spoken-of-the-horror-of-having-his-penis-torn-in-tackle/news-story/c9bcc73fdeaf85d08494a80d9ec04424

I pass, thanks. Shocked

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AN AUSTRALIAN rugby league player has spoken of his horror at having his penis torn in a tackle.

Cronulla-raised Haydn Peacock told French Footy he suffered the bizarre injury while playing for AS Carcassonne in France last month.

The 23-year-old Irish international player was pulled to the ground by his manhood and only realised the extent of the injury at halftime.

When we played UTC the other week their centre pretty much ripped my d*** off, Peacock told former Brisbane Broncos forward Guy Williams.

Ouch!


He made a tackle by reaching out and grabbing my d***. Have you seen the photo? Its a classic. They put it on the front page of the paper.

I took the ball off the scrum and made a half break, and their centre has come across from the inside and reached out in a last-ditch effort and has got a hold of my d*** with one hand and pulled me down.


11 stitches. Ouch is right.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 5:37 pm
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JFC. Think I'll stick to tennis.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 6:05 pm
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I could use a doodle stretch.
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Ouch. 20 years of footy and a sprained ankle was the height of my injuries.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 8:28 am
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....trigger warning ...crazy town ...Laughing the left just get nuttier

http://eagnews.org/video-harvard-students-debate-whether-whites-should-kill-themselves-due-to-privilege/

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 9:02 am
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Pi wrote:
....trigger warning ...crazy town ...Laughing the left just get nuttier

http://eagnews.org/video-harvard-students-debate-whether-whites-should-kill-themselves-due-to-privilege/


yeah misleading heading:

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. White lives do not matter, according to a student debater/activist from the University of West Georgia.

Miguel Feliciano, along with fellow West Georgia student Damiyr Davis, reportedly participated in a recent debate with other students at Harvard University.

During an exchange with their opponents, Feliciano suggested that white people should kill themselves because of their white privilege.




the debate was at Harvard University, but the nutters were from the deep south of Georgia! you know, the home of the Klu klux Klan!!

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 1:49 pm
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The carry on by some people in GD in response to reports that Adam Treloar may have been injured at training. Some people are just drama queens Rolling Eyes
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