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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:30 pm
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If I wanted to live a long healthy life I'd become a vegetarian but I prefer to die happy.
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:42 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
OH man, TP's hubbie is not going to like you. Razz


Two weeks ago I bought a new glass shelf from Bunnings, and hey presto, ok, blackmail, no more signs!

So last Thursday our tenant was away, came home to a burgled house, apparently they lifted the sliding door out of the latch! I had no idea you could do that. Found some locks to secure the door so you can't do it, Friday going to buy four more sets for this house! If I get the drill out and say can you please help,me with the one, I'll have four secure doors! Today I managed to fix the lock on the rear garage door, (manual not elec) with a bit of grunt and a screw driver! I'm getting paranoid now, yesterday my dog would not shut up, so I went to look and three teens were playing with the gate to the empty block next door, where we keep our boat and stuff. I asked them if a ball had gone over or something! The padlock wasn't done up, but I'm not convinced they were going to go in there, still.....

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 6:44 pm
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ronrat wrote:
Wokko wrote:
ronrat wrote:
There has to be fairly cheap engineering solution to this.


It's called Hardening the **** Up. Laughing


It is the non smokers who need to do so, Tell them to sell all their cars and ride a bike and maybe they have a point. What are they going to do if you own the place and tell them to Eff Off. As Sharon Stone said "What are you going to do. Arrest me for smoking".


Unless there's kids in the house, it's going to far.

But I really wish they would make the area around the MCG smoke free, especially after the game! Itssoooooooo bad!

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:17 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
If I wanted to live a long healthy life I'd become a vegetarian but I prefer to die happy.


Gotta die of something.

And don't pick on vegetarians, a large part of my diet consists of vegetarians. Cows, Sheep..................

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:19 pm
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True. I'd like to have a hot partner and not having one is killing me.
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Dangles wrote:
True. I'd like to have a hot partner and not having one is killing me.


Does the missus say that too Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 10:09 pm
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The day they declare excessive masturbation a cancer risk I'm out this bitch.
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The day they declare excessive masturbation a cancer risk I'm out this bitch.


Wanker

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think positive wrote:
swoop42 wrote:
The day they declare excessive masturbation a cancer risk I'm out this bitch.


Wanker


Takes one to know one. Razz

Oh and it's Lord Wanker.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 6:05 pm
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You're the master. Razz

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It's not how long you live, it's how well you live. And it's got nothing to do with money.

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