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King Monkey
Joined: 15 Apr 2009
Location: On a journey to seek the scriptures of enlightenment....
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| woftam wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | An open campaign letter to the members of Nicks Posting XXII
This coming election is about more than just a vote for a coach it's about a vote for our future.
Under a oppressive dictatorship I would lead we can offer you many things that my unworthy opponent can't or won't.
We know and understand the way Nicks Posting XXII has endured years of upheaval mostly brought on by people like myself but this should hold me in good stead to crush any further uprisings and rule with a iron fist.
My opponent will cut medical expenses if re-elected coach. What a disgrace. Under a Nicks Posting XXII I lead all medical from ACL's to hangnails to sex change operations will be covered.
We will ensure all your membership fees are negatively geared and reinvested into services to make your quality of life bearable.
We will reinstate the free dim sims at after match rehabs. We will ensure the beer is plentiful and cold, we will ensure your borders are protected from the envision of bubble headed Range Rover drivers
When deciding on how to vote ask yourself this important question.
When the forces of evil are pounding on our doors do you want old man John Wren with his cucumber stained finger on the button or do you want a dictator who will push that button and care not about the consequences ?
The choices are clear my fellow posters
A vote for John Wren is a vote for failure
A vote for me is a vote for financial security for myself and my inner sanctum
A vote for John Wren is a vote for more to the same selections
A vote for me is a open opportunity for any poster with the financial means to buy a spot
A vote for John Wren is a vote tolerating of losses
A vote for me is a vote for swift and unfairness is blaming those responsible for losses
There's a clear choice to be made here posters and I'm sure you will make the right choice.
*The views above are those of a rambling lunatic who's only desire is to fincancily befneift from his position. Any promises made will more than likely not be delivered and more so will be likely be denied. Please beware any views formed by the above can't be taken seriously
This campaign has been funded by the blood of posters who's organs have been harvested and resold for financial benefits to the regime |
You didn't pick me either. Please a worthy candidate from somewhere?
My vote is for sale & I'm open to bribes. |
Yeah, I'm with you.
Sale is near Morwell after all....
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"I am a great sage, equal of heaven.
Grow stick, grow.
Fly cloud, fly.
Oh you are a dee-mon, I love to fiiight." |
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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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all i have to say is the vote is currently locked at 6 all.
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| John Wren wrote: | | all i have to say is the vote is currently locked at 6 all. |
Is that before or after preferences have been distributed and postal votes counted ?
Is your wife still the lead scrutineer and vote tallyier ? |
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woftam 
I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure.
Joined: 28 Jul 2008
Location: Carum Downs, Vic
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This looks like it could be a hung parliament. I'd like to operate the gallows on these 2 clowns.  |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| Rumour has it JW always wanted to be hung |
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BBHS 
bbhs
Joined: 30 Jun 2004
Location: Bellarine
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I will never give up...
I should acknowledge the original owner of the BBHS - Health Scotland |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| BBHS wrote: | I will never give up...
I should acknowledge the original owner of the BBHS - Health Scotland |
At least it wasn't Heath Shepherd. 
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Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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Like tony abbott, our coach will sell his arse to retain the job, but as too who is buying it, that is pure conjecture.
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Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
Chess and Vodka are born brothers. - Russian proverb. |
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think positive 
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere
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Batter up, I'm ready to fire
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You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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neil 
Joined: 08 Sep 2005
Location: Queensland
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Finally in the side and we win
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Carlscum 120 years being cheating scum |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010
Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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The coach picked the eyes out of the selection table this week for once, and we won.
Mind you, a broken clock is right twice a day, so...
But for the next week, the coach has my full support as he belly-flops to a bare majority after a big swing in Western Sydney...
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I am vengeance. I am the night. I am MagpieBat. |
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yin-YANG
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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While the coach continues to win he is safe... none of this 5 year contract stuff!
I noted a lot players so bored by the coach pre-game they were motivated like never before once on the ground...
One thing for sure - beige is the new black!
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Love us or Hate us... we are Collingwood - you can't ignore the Mighty Magpies!!! |
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Wokko 
Come and take it.
Joined: 04 Oct 2005
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| 3 in a row once you put me back in the team. Also a lot less tables to replace around here. win/win |
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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See, me and Lazzas inclusion made all the difference, a brilliant masterstroke by our master coach, for one week at least, he has my absolute unqualified support.
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Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
Chess and Vodka are born brothers. - Russian proverb. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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As the big C in the guts, I'm glad the rest of you followed my lead and great to see some Monkey Magic up forward.
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Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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