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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 9:34 pm
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The Larger-Bodied Lady is warming this thread up.
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Officially below us on the ladder Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:03 pm
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TankingCarlton...

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Collingwood winning and Carlton losing makes for a very very ugly day.

Makes for a very very great day Wink

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Reality Check- We are still way off the Top 3 Teams- Can't go with them and their pressure!


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Flattered by the final score.


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Epic fail

Panicky, Rushed, Fumbly, Slow , Indecisive, Mistake riddled football against a bunch of kissed on the dick umpires pets.

Frustrating as hell.

If there was a mistake to be made, we made it. Any chance of not playing the ball back into trouble? or taking the first option?

If there was a 50/50 ball that could bounce Geelong's way... it did.

If there was a 50/50 umpires call to be made... Geelong got it.

If Nafan Cheat Williamson was in the vicinity and he could @#$%&! us... he did.

I hate Geelong


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Putrid really. Ball use was appalling


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Wow, what an opportunity lost.

At least we will make finals, but @#$%&! me.

Top 4 is gone. Let's just focus on who we can/may beat.


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Cats way too good but geez we did some dumb shit with the ball.


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That was a truly miserable night at the footy.


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Some of our top end players tonight were awful too. In fact most of our players were.

As the brutal competitor our coach was, I’d suggest he would be horrified with what he saw tonight.


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not hard enough


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Tackling was piss weak. Every time we had them pinged they managed to get the handball out

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:25 pm
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BigFooty (Carlton)...

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A chance to announce ourselves but we walk away pretenders.


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A reality check. Couldn’t deal with the pressure the Cats bought. Fumble after fumble and poor decision making.
Need our #1 ruck back badly.
We’ve come a long way but I think tonight also shows we have a long way to go.


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Oh well, s**t happens. more a reality check on this board than anything else. We are a genuine 5-10 side, results show it and push comes to shove we went to water against who are the best in the comp at the moment.

I could barely name a 'good' player so that says alot. Totally outplayed all over the park which is disappointing.

Really poor in our ball handling, everyone fumbled and it kills you and the tackling was atrocious, we just let them get their arms out and handball it to a runner.

Overall a really poor performance and totally outplayed. A lot of players found out and hopefully will be better for the experience.


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Out in week one vibes. No fight at all.


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Geelong were just too good.


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Beaten by a better side. Simples.


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Reality check...unfortunately it is just where we are at compared to them.

They are hummig along.

We are having a really good season compared to previous years but top 4 teams are too good for us at this stage.


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Voss’s expression at the siren said it all.


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Well that sucked...


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Deer in headlights for me


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******* awful, yet again in a huge game.

Could it have been any more predictable?

A lot of players should absolutely hang their head.

On to next week. Would not want to lose against an up and down gws.

Was a chance to go 4th...again...that we shat the bed in again.


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We don't play very well at the G which is a concern.


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Tonight's game was a good reflection of the work we still need to do to be a top 4 team. It hurts that the Pies have strung 7 in a row and are now above us on the ladder.


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Last year we shat the bed when we had a chance to get into the eight....this year we shat the bed when a chance to go top four.


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Some putrid performances tonight.


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We allowed the team who feasts on turnovers to have a buffet worth of them.


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We always have trouble when opposition runs harder than us.

Their pressing was amazing.


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Collingwood are above us. Yuck.

Maybe * will do the job next week, their luck has gotta run out at some point.

Love how much it hurts that we're above them Razz

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wow they are a really good side and made us look 2nd rate.

i understand we're not 'there' yet but i'm still disappointed with that outing.

convinced cripps is injured again. moving the same as last year. ugh.


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We were also out coached in my humble opinion!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:02 pm
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Thanks for your efforts, as ever, Jezza.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:15 pm
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^ My pleasure, P4S.

They're down to 7th now.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:59 pm
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Warm the machinery up, Jezza! We have Adelaide victory approaching.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:09 pm
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This is going to be fun... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:12 pm
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A teaser from Tanking Carlscum, to keep us amused while you go hunting, Jezza:
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If we can't handle the pressure put on us by the 15th placed team... we have no business playing finals
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:29 pm
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TankingCarlton...

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NO FINALS FOR YOU !!!!!!


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Honestly..
this is horrible.
Seems to be no change in style, game plan, nothing.
Getting taught a lesson


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Couldn’t believe some media pundits had us competing for the premiership a few weeks ago


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If we can't beat the fifteenth team why are we even bothering to think we can play finals.


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Getting pantsed. And bullied.

Incredibly embarrassed by this performance. Like the bad old days.


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If this goes the way it should, it will be the first of 4 losses in a row to end the season and miss the finals and back to the laughing stock of the AFL. This club is [REDACTED]. Another false dawn. Another waste of everyone's time, money and passion.

After promising so much, the rottenness of this club is being exposed once again. I hate loving this club


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Can’t see us winning another game this year

We may lift for the Collingwood game. I doubt it.


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Bunch of @#$%&! pretenders.

Seriously. Horrible


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Bye Bye Finals.....Seriously, we don't even Deserve to play Finals when we can't even beat a bottom side

Pathetic Effort


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Heartbreaking


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We have no chance of winning our next 3 Games.....

Brisbane away will tear us apart
Melbourne will teach us a lesson
Collingwood will put us in 9th place

What a failure of a year, after all this deluded excitement Sad


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At least we don't have to worry about top 4 anymore!


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If we can't handle the pressure put on us by the 15th placed team... we have no business playing finals


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Going to be pretty easy to identify when our 2022 season derailed and came to an end.

Absolutely putrid tonight. Every aspect.

Got bullied and monstered. Soft as @#$%&!.

Livid and fuming.


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Anyone who thinks this is an anomaly needs their heads checked.

We are terribly overrated.


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Haven't won 2 in a row for how long?


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You can't win them all but thought that was a poor club performance from match committee, coaching etc


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Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Adelaide were fantastic tonight and their pressure was immense. We couldn't handle it and went to water.

We will still make the finals, but it is not our year yet unfortunately. Just not mature and resilient enough at this stage.

Adelaide will be a good side over the next few years.


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Crows are 16th and wanted a priority pick.
Embarrassing night.


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Let’s be honest, we have been fortunate to have won 12 games

Some lucky wins and a favourable draw have masked over a plodding team

Middle of the road

Can’t see another win


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SOFT. OUr players were soft at the contest and man. It was embarrassing.


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Something isn't right at the Blues.

It's never been right at the Blues Wink

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What has Voss brought us? Like really?

Not consistent effort (clearly!)
Not a unique style of play (there's nothing special or different about our game style)


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If we serve up that sort of crap we don't deserve to play finals.

How do we turn our season from here?

Let's see what Voss can do.


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Voss about to get his real initiation in to coaching Carlton.

‘Signature loss’.


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Well it’s been fun…on occasion. See you in 2023


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Not good enough and have been a middle of the road team since we walked off the ground vs Sydney months ago. 4-5 since then. Couple of bad losses but tonight takes the cake.
Will struggle to make the finals from here. If we make it, I wouldn’t expect much as we haven’t been good enough for months now.
So many passengers tonight.
Beaten in the coaches box. Nicks sends Keays forward to play on Saad and he smashed us. Our big move was to drop the hardest worker in the team.
A fail tonight on all levels. Injuries add salt to the open wound.


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Also had our strongest line up in months.

I get some readjustment can be needed but you don't lose to the 16th team by 5 goals.


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Immature pathetic performance

Disappointing
Now destroyed a good start to the season

Pretenders and out worked by the 16 th team bullied by 16 team

Woeful and given the support we have given them pitiful effort and must be an ourside chance now to make finals
The new Stkilda in every way


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outplayed, outcoached, lack of desperation, lack of skills, lack of footy smarts, and a hellova lot of a lack of teamwork
brisbane and melbourne will be looking for percentage, and the collingwanks will be looking at marketing how they destroyed our hopes in the last round
we are pretenders, we had a good run early in the season when teams hadnt cottoned on to our mimdfield strength, but since the round before the bye we have been poor in most facets


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Heartless, Soulless, Gutless, Spineless, Insipid performance!

The extremely bad Carlton well and truly reared its ugly head tonite, and I am at a loss to understand why?

The 15th team took our pants down and well and truly flowered us big time.

Every time the camera showed Voss on Fox, he was emotionless, looking blankly into the abyss.

WTF is going on?

No way do we even remotely look like a team that deserves to play finals.

Just a few weeks ago, we were going to surprise and maybe finish top 4...

LMAO Mad

Miles off.

Just such a devastating loss.


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Insipid, weak, mentally fragile, pathetic bunch of pretenders. Promise much but deliver nothing.

Another false dawn. Another waste of time, hope, and money. Another coach that'll get torched by the cancer that is this football club. Another year without finals.

25 plus years of being the shit joke of the competition and another 25 to come. This club is rotten to the core. The bane of my existence.

This loss is more than the 4 points. The kind of loss that can unravel everything. From here we lose the next 3 and most likely miss finals. We go out of the 8 in the final round of the year after being in it for the whole year, you have to wonder what that does to the mentality and belief of this side.

This loss tonight is nothing short of a disaster. We didn't respect the opposition. We haven't respected our lower opposition all season and it finally bit us on the arse. I'm @#$%&! gutted. I wish I didn't care. @#$%&! this club

Post of the night! Cool

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How the hell could we be so flat, disinterested and lacking intensity? Mind boggling.

Bring the heat and at least nullify our mids and we’re done. That’s on everyone, players and coaches.

What did we do to adjust? Why did we play so @#$%&! slow for the whole game?

Pitto was like Cain Ackland out there. If that’s what he can produce, save him for 2023.


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Anybody wanting to waste their time analysing the game is throwing away time that could be served elsewhere

We are the most predictable mentally fragile team in the AFL...there's your analysis

A flowering p1ss weak performance by all, including those in the coaches box

Thankyou Carlton for embarrassing and humiliating us AGAIN!!!!!!!!


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They’re shot. They’ll miss the 8. I said when we got beaten by St Kilda they didn’t deserve to play finals, my opinion hasn’t changed

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BigFooty (Carlton)...

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Fantastic game for the Crows. They got absolutely reamed by the umps but still got the job done with sheer determination, effort and sticking to their simple gameplan. Harder, better, faster, stronger. Credit where credit is due!


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12 and 6 playing against a bottom 4 side in round 20. And we will somehow finish 9th from that position


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Disgusted.

Worst loss I've seen in a long time.

Absolutely s**t the bed when finals were there to be locked in.

Don't think we win another game now.

Dunno what's changed or what's gone wrong but we look devoid of game plan and confidence.

Seething right now.


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Made Taylor walker look like Michael Jordan


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Dropping our hardest worker and soul of this club in Jsos set the tone. Rubbish


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When I die, I want Carlton to lower me into my grave, so I can be let down one last time.

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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79 disposals between Walsh and Crippa.... and we lose by that much, to that team.... What an absolute ******* embarrassment.

We are genuinely at risk of missing finals now, somehow...

Broken. *******. Tackles.


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The question was "Do you want to do what it takes to play finals footy?"

The answer was "no".


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Pathetic performance. So angry I have nothing of value to say.

Disgusting.


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So over this... Just one win is all we needed. Abysmal effort, stupid skill errors. Embarrassing


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Embarrassing. Going to be a long week after this kind of performance.


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pathetic, ******* walk home EVERY ******* ONE OF YOU, USELESS campaignerSS


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Worst performance all year. Just pure s**t


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13 was all we bloody needed. Terrible night.


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Insipid


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Scoreline
Adelaide 84 def Ninethton 55


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Never. Drop. Silvagni. Again.

The messaging it sent to the group was ******* pathetic.

Drop one of your hardest working, passionate players and what do you expect?

The answer was clearly lazy, uninspired, football.

And no, keeping him as a sub was not good enough.

Pathetic.


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Worst game of the year and more injuries on the list.


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The guys need to stop drinking their own bath water and start cracking in mentally every week.
This game was a morale killer, it started with dropping JSOS
I’m very nervous about the next 3 weeks now, our form is so bad atm


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Weak as, these performances have been creeping into our season.


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If I ever see Lachie Plowman pull on a Carlton jumper again ill deadset puke.


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Soft like a Mr Whippy ice cream


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Not sure I’ve seen a team play a dumber game of footy.

I lost 20 IQ points just watching that train wreck.


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Not surprised. Thought we were better than this but the last two months tells me we haven't been.


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Scoreboard flattered us. We were flogged in a must win game.


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Feels like sides have just worked us out. Nothing looks easy for us. The warning signs were there Last week against a hugely undermanned GWS but I guess I just expected us to improve.


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Outworked, out-muscled, out-thought, out-played, out-coached...
I'm out.

I'm in Razz

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Cripps has 41 and we are still a ******* joke


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Tex walker 'i know they want an uncontested game and if we can make it an arm wrestle'.....

Wow that say it all for me, still the same club that opposition think we are soft. And tonight we were


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That Crows team would be laughing at us. This is why this team will never be respected by the competition. Any team comes in believing if they apply enough pressure we will fold. You think Geelong, Melbourne or Collingwood would allow that.. we have no leaders on field. No winners, no winning mentality. Coaches can do only so much.

Another season potentially down the bin


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Can we all drop the crap about JSOS being dropped setting the tone.

We have been ordinary pretty much since the Collingwood game. This was coming.


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To think a final position could have been locked in tonight...and we put up that.
Just so weak


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The Blues s**t the bed again when finals are on the line.
What actually goes on in their heads when theyre put in a pressured situation?.... crickets.....

Send the whole bloody team over to Birmingham to learn what it takes to win under pressure and to want to win!
Disgraceful effort!!


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Honestly just a crushing loss after 20 years of bottom feeding.


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Even if we end up playing finals, if we dish that s**t up, what's the point?


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Feels like the worst loss in years

Fuming..

Gutted

Depressed.

Don't want to single out players , for the most part it was just poo poo team wise.

Feel sad for the fans who went to the game tonight

Tomorrow is another day


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Too tall, too slow, too weak to tackle.....we are going to drop out aren't we.


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Pathetic . Don’t think we recover from this .


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The reality is - and most supporters won’t agree - but Carlton has the second most talent in the league behind Melbourne… But we have too many pretenders. Too many players who are soft and who are weak.

Delusional Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Just guttered, there goes finals. What on earth has happened to our midfield???


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We have a better list than the pies yet they have won 10 games in a row … I know why … heart …. Where is ours? Missing!

Music to my ears Very Happy

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Barring a couple of miracles in the next 3 weeks we'll be spending September in the grandstands.


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First quarter as soon as I saw they brought the heat I said to myself, good, a perfect test.

We failed miserably like we have done the last 20 years.

No, *******, backbone or will to win!


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4-5 since we walked off the ground against Sydney months ago. 4-5 is a mid road team (maybe 11th or 12th). That’s where we’re at and have been for over two months. We beat this mob by 10 goals earlier in the year and didn’t look anywhere near it tonight.
Will be a battle to get win number 13 from here.


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Depressing is an understatement.. this was so very bad. Something is wrong. Voss looked disinterested all night in the box


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I can’t believe a team coached by M. Voss is being described as ‘soft’ and players being pushed off the ball easily…

He should take it personally and absolutely make a call, whether at selection or when the door is shut…

That’s a 4 week block building up to that garbage…

Enough is enough…


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"We're the team that never let's you down"

Never has there been a bigger lie spoken since NASA convinced people a man landed on the moon!

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Hard to imagine we were 70 points up on this same opponent at 3 qtr time only a couple months ago.


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Not sure where that effort sits in the Pantheon of colossal Carlton Goat F***s.

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I just hope we finish their season in round 23, that would be special.
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We have a better list than the pies yet they have won 10 games in a row … I know why … heart …. Where is ours? Missing!

"Music to my ears Very Happy"

Jezza, thanks as always. For that Carlton supporter what a comment!
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And now the Blooze have to travel to the Gabba to play the Lions after they choked on Richmond's testies
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