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kickit2me Taurus



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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 4:58 pm
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28 quarters of football this year and we've won how many?

Round 1 v Swans - 0
Round 2 v Tigers - 1
Round 3 v Saints - 2
Round 4 v Demons - 0
Round 5 v Bombers - 2
Round 6 v Eagles - 2
Round 7 v Blues - 1

So that's 8 quarters won against mostly bottom 8 sides. Imagine how bad we'll be when we face off with the contenders.

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Doc63 



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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 4:59 pm
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The players seem to have no idea what's going on. And neither does anybody in the coaches box.

We are a complete rabble and there is no coming back from here.

He has to go this week.

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 4:59 pm
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piedys wrote:
Monco Matt wrote:
Disgusting. Let's hear the Buckley Care Bears defend that. I feel nauseous.


Ooooooh, it's all Sunshine and Lollypops today - Bolton's shout!!

No Cloke to kick to, or at least command two defenders to negate him. Buckley FAIL. Again. Oh, and Brown asked how Casboult went too...

Tell y'all what I did last night?
I watched the replay of our last game against them from 2015.
I watched Cripps f*cking DESTROY us in the centre clearances.
He nearly stole the game from us that day, save for Swan's efforts.
I was very worried going into today that it might happen again.

Back luck that our dumb-kunt coaching staff couldn't do the same thing,
to perhaps fabricate a game plan to counter this. But, sadly no. Too hard.
And that is why the whole lot must be removed this week.

It should be obvious to all and sundry now, that we won't win another game all season. Our average losing margin, will range from 6-8-10 goals, depending on the oppositions standard of ball use.
I feel SO SORRY for all you Melbourne based die hards, who pay your money up front, and head to the MCG each week, and have to suffer shit like that. Your loyalty defies what these players and coaches deserve.

Buckley's Bullshit Bulletin should be a cracker today; i've got the popcorn and soda ready, as I sincerely hope it's the last one we have to endure.

Keep on punchin', kids.

ps. And we thought Stevic, Schmitt and Pannell were cheating dogs?
How about those three f*cking things with whistles we had to cop today?!

Dyso


When we finally get back our full list of senior players, and start winning a few games later this season, we look forward to your response. And if the umps were so rotten, maybe that contributed to the loss too. Confused

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 5:00 pm
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piedys wrote:
Monco Matt wrote:
Disgusting. Let's hear the Buckley Care Bears defend that. I feel nauseous.


Ooooooh, it's all Sunshine and Lollypops today - Bolton's shout!!

No Cloke to kick to, or at least command two defenders to negate him. Buckley FAIL. Again. Oh, and Brown asked how Casboult went too...

Tell y'all what I did last night?
I watched the replay of our last game against them from 2015.
I watched Cripps f*cking DESTROY us in the centre clearances.
He nearly stole the game from us that day, save for Swan's efforts.
I was very worried going into today that it might happen again.

Back luck that our dumb-kunt coaching staff couldn't do the same thing,
to perhaps fabricate a game plan to counter this. But, sadly no. Too hard.
And that is why the whole lot must be removed this week.

It should be obvious to all and sundry now, that we won't win another game all season. Our average losing margin, will range from 6-8-10 goals, depending on the oppositions standard of ball use.
I feel SO SORRY for all you Melbourne based die hards, who pay your money up front, and head to the MCG each week, and have to suffer shit like that. Your loyalty defies what these players and coaches deserve.

Buckley's Bullshit Bulletin should be a cracker today; i've got the popcorn and soda ready, as I sincerely hope it's the last one we have to endure.

Keep on punchin', kids.

ps. And we thought Stevic, Schmitt and Pannell were cheating dogs?
How about those three f*cking things with whistles we had to cop today?!

Dyso


Premature (and immature) ejaculation.

Cloke's not even playing in the VFL. Dropped. Something wrong with him.

Get ya hand off it.
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thebaldfacts 



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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 5:00 pm
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Deja Vu wrote:
thebaldfacts wrote:
On the bright side, I wasn't there to witness the debacle live.

Unfortunately watched it all unfold from the comfort of my living room.

So when is Eddie calling the press conference?


How precious. I didn't need a press conference when I resigned.

😉


.???

The cook only resigned.
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lihei Capricorn



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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 5:00 pm
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Doc63 wrote:
The players seem to have no idea what's going on. And neither does anybody in the coaches box.

We are a complete rabble and there is no coming back from here.

He has to go this week.

Amen

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Redlight 



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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 5:04 pm
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BucksIsFutureCoach wrote:
PyreneesPie wrote:
Let's put some perspective on this.

A very, very inexperienced team, missing a lot of our top players, either injured or out of form - Swanny, Varcoe, Elliott, Ramsay, Langdon, Adams, Cloke. Two six-day breaks and a trip to Perth thrown in.

We're officially now in a development year. Absolutely nothing to be gained by switching coaches now and creating even more disunity and lack of cohesion.

I think you and I are outnumbered by those demanding blood.


It's the Richmond syndrome. All tanty-throwing and coach-sacking.

It's the fast track to constant instability. We need to get to the end of the year, review and reset.

Luckily we have a strong board, hopefully strong enough.
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Piethagoras' Theorem Taurus

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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 5:05 pm
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Not really surprised by the result. I'm fairly confident we'll get a lot better. A bit of luck wouldn't hurt
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 5:08 pm
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WHERES the jack daniels ??
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 5:08 pm
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We are a rabble. The main problem is that we have a defence that leaks like a sieve.

I don't know if it's because we have dud players, or because Bucks can't coach, but there can be no argument now that we are f*cked. Can someone tell me why we gave up prized draft picks for Aish? He's so far out of his depth it's not funny and remember he is a 3rd year player now not a first.

I've been a Bucks fan all along, and even now I'm not sure he is the problem, as I suspect our list is simply not good enough, but at the end of the day, the coach has to take responsibility for the mess. He either admits there's a mess and declares how he is going to remedy it, and fast, or else he should hand over the reins to someone else. I also think Pendles needs to be relieved of the captaincy. Give it to Adams and begin afresh.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 5:11 pm
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RudeBoy wrote:
I also think Pendles needs to be relieved of the captaincy. Give it to Adams and begin afresh.


I'm in full agreement with you on this one RudeBoy.
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 5:12 pm
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doriswilgus wrote:
I don't feel any anger,just sadness at what has happened to our club.We have just become a directionless rabble,with no heart,skill,no structures,and no game plan.

Nathan Buckley,i loved you as a player,you were a champion through and through.But after five years of steadily declining performances,it's clear to me that you can not coach,and you are doing untold damage to this club.Please resign for the good of the club,before your reputation is sullied even further.


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piedys Taurus

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Joined: 04 Sep 2003
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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 5:13 pm
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BucksIsFutureCoach wrote:
PyreneesPie wrote:
Let's put some perspective on this.

A very, very inexperienced team, missing a lot of our top players, either injured or out of form - Swanny, Varcoe, Elliott, Ramsay, Langdon, Adams, Cloke. Two six-day breaks and a trip to Perth thrown in.

We're officially now in a development year. Absolutely nothing to be gained by switching coaches now and creating even more disunity and lack of cohesion.

I think you and I are outnumbered by those demanding blood.


BucksIsFutureCoach, might be time to have the mods rename your log-in as: BucksIsDeadManWalking

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inxs88 



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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 5:13 pm
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piedys wrote:
Monco Matt wrote:
Disgusting. Let's hear the Buckley Care Bears defend that. I feel nauseous.


Ooooooh, it's all Sunshine and Lollypops today - Bolton's shout!!

No Cloke to kick to, or at least command two defenders to negate him. Buckley FAIL. Again. Oh, and Brown asked how Casboult went too...

Tell y'all what I did last night?
I watched the replay of our last game against them from 2015.
I watched Cripps f*cking DESTROY us in the centre clearances.
He nearly stole the game from us that day, save for Swan's efforts.
I was very worried going into today that it might happen again.

Back luck that our dumb-kunt coaching staff couldn't do the same thing,
to perhaps fabricate a game plan to counter this. But, sadly no. Too hard.
And that is why the whole lot must be removed this week.

It should be obvious to all and sundry now, that we won't win another game all season. Our average losing margin, will range from 6-8-10 goals, depending on the oppositions standard of ball use.
I feel SO SORRY for all you Melbourne based die hards, who pay your money up front, and head to the MCG each week, and have to suffer shit like that. Your loyalty defies what these players and coaches deserve.

Buckley's Bullshit Bulletin should be a cracker today; i've got the popcorn and soda ready, as I sincerely hope it's the last one we have to endure.

Keep on punchin', kids.

ps. And we thought Stevic, Schmitt and Pannell were cheating dogs?
How about those three f*cking things with whistles we had to cop today?!

Dyso


Umpires today gave credence to reinvoking the death penalty

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thebaldfacts 



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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2016 5:13 pm
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BucksIsFutureCoach wrote:
PyreneesPie wrote:
Let's put some perspective on this.

A very, very inexperienced team, missing a lot of our top players, either injured or out of form - Swanny, Varcoe, Elliott, Ramsay, Langdon, Adams, Cloke. Two six-day breaks and a trip to Perth thrown in.

We're officially now in a development year. Absolutely nothing to be gained by switching coaches now and creating even more disunity and lack of cohesion.

I think you and I are outnumbered by those demanding blood.



Problem is that excuse was not available in Round 1 before the injuries hit.

Yet the inability to defend, the inability to hit a target, the stop start football was already there for all to see.
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