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Bucks5 Capricorn

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:31 pm
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This story.

I always thought it felt good having a good clean out but this Dr has a different theory..... Shocked


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/health/how-people-experience-poophoria-princeton-doctor-dr-anish-sheth-explains/story-fni0dgux-1226828495917

How people experience ‘Poo-phoria’, Princeton doctor Dr Anish Sheth explains

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DON’T laugh. Poo-phoria exists — and a doctor has revealed why some people experience it when going to the bathroom.

Princeton gastroenterologist Dr Anish Sheth claims the key to feeling poo-phoria is the need to pass a large stool.

It can be “like a religious experience or an orgasm”.

While passing the large stool, it can stimulate nerves in the body more usually associated with having an orgasm.

“The stool high is relatively safe, but can become an addiction for some,” he said.
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 3:43 pm
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^ Often wondered if that had anything to do with the supposed male 'g spot'. But, funnily enough, I've never found an appropriate social juncture to bring it up...
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:07 pm
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Dunno about addictive, I've I'm sitting on the dunny straining to drown a carlton supporter, it feels good expelling the bugger finally but I'm generally happy with the 95% of times it all goes nice and smooth.

Orgasmic? No.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:09 pm
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Oh yeah, we were talking about addictive he or she've he or she'm sitting on the dunny straining to drown a carlton supporter it feels good expelling the bugger but he or she'm happy with the 95% of times it all goes nice and smooth .
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 16, 2014 10:59 pm
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Don't strain too hard and for too long can seriously " blow a blood vessel" and result in stroke - no turd is worth that Wink Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 12:01 am
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The Seedsmeister wrote:
This story.

I always thought it felt good having a good clean out but this Dr has a different theory..... Shocked


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/health/how-people-experience-poophoria-princeton-doctor-dr-anish-sheth-explains/story-fni0dgux-1226828495917

How people experience ‘Poo-phoria’, Princeton doctor Dr Anish Sheth explains

Quote:
DON’T laugh. Poo-phoria exists — and a doctor has revealed why some people experience it when going to the bathroom.

Princeton gastroenterologist Dr Anish Sheth claims the key to feeling poo-phoria is the need to pass a large stool.

It can be “like a religious experience or an orgasm”.

While passing the large stool, it can stimulate nerves in the body more usually associated with having an orgasm.

“The stool high is relatively safe, but can become an addiction for some,” he said.



http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/02/16/14/13/spanish-woman-injured-after-toilet-explodes-under-her

Now that's a poogasm!

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:54 pm
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The Kiwi accent has never been quite as funny as in this ad for Deck Sealant. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz1p65NZYHw

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David wrote:
^ Often wondered if that had anything to do with the supposed male 'g spot'. But, funnily enough, I've never found an appropriate social juncture to bring it up...


Have you tried the Peel hotel? Wink
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stui magpie Gemini

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David wrote:
^ Often wondered if that had anything to do with the supposed male 'g spot'. But, funnily enough, I've never found an appropriate social juncture to bring it up...


Have you tried the Peel hotel? Wink


Or for a prostate exam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfzXpE0QB2U

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:43 pm
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A few months ago my doctor asked me,
... "how do you feel about a prostate exam?"

I said.. "fine, but I'll have to borrow some rubber gloves".
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stui magpie Gemini

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3.14159 wrote:
A few months ago my doctor asked me,
... "how do you feel about a prostate exam?"

I said.. "fine, but I'll have to borrow some rubber gloves".


You should start to worry when the doc goes in for the check and you realise he has his hands on your shoulders. Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:10 pm
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Hahaha! Your bad Stui!
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3.14159 wrote:
David wrote:
^ Often wondered if that had anything to do with the supposed male 'g spot'. But, funnily enough, I've never found an appropriate social juncture to bring it up...


Have you tried the Peel hotel? Wink


Haha. Once or twice. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:09 pm
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Rake Very Happy Laughing
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stui magpie wrote:

You should start to worry when the doc goes in for the check and you realise he has his hands on your shoulders. Shocked


As far as I know that's never happened to me personally.*

*I can't speak for time spent under general anaesthetic (obviously) but the docs and nurses seemed competent and assured me that the video camera (and fluffers) were in the operating room purely for training purposes...
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