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swoop42 
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Location: The 18
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I knew there would be a mullet somewhere in your history Stui but holy shit.
That thing is the stuff of bogan.....err I mean legend.
All hail the king.
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ronrat
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Location: Thailand
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The Italian restaurant about 50 metres from my place in Thailand changed hands a week ago due to ill health. I thought I would give it a go and ordered my usual and the new owner, an Italian of limited english skills, asked me to look at his new menu. I noticed Veal Scallopine on the menu, a favourite. I have just not seen veal in Thaiand. After questioning the cook he said it was made from pork. I told him the muslims and jews, there a lot here, would not be happy you brought pork instead of cow. He blamed google.
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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Hah.
Wandering round at Norfland after trying a Philly Cheesesteak for brunch, thought I might pick up a cheap suit for work. Always good to have an extra.
Went into 1 shop where they had a sale on. Bloke comes bowling out all enthusiastic, told him what I'm after, he reckons he's got just the thing. looks me over, rifles through the jackets and pulls one out. I say to him, "just a warning, I have slightly long arms". He puts the jacket on me and stands back. "****" he says, you're not kidding, that fits you like a short sleeved shirt". Sleeve's came just past the elbows and no danger of being able to do up the front.
After much scurrying he found a couple that fit me in the chest but were at least 5cm too short in the arms. Sorry dude, next time.
Then, I had some tiny little chick with very nice.......eyes......trying to flog me moisteriser for my face as It was obvious to her that I must be a tradie and work outside. So basically Darl, you're telling me that for an office worker I have a weatherbeaten head. Cheers for that, no sale for you. 
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KenH
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Agree Morrigu, laugh every episode great to have it back.
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watt price tully 
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Agree Morrigu, laugh every episode great to have it back. |
Great series. That first episode of this series was such a cracker.
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watt price tully
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Harry & Paul...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJa7VzfWJQg
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Morrigu 
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| KenH wrote: | | Morrigu wrote: | | Rake |
Agree Morrigu, laugh every episode great to have it back. |
Ah confession, cooking steak on an itsy bitsy frypan on an iron stacked on books, 3 royal commissions and a posted ah well you had to watch
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KenH
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| Morrigu wrote: | | KenH wrote: | | Morrigu wrote: | | Rake |
Agree Morrigu, laugh every episode great to have it back. |
Ah confession, cooking steak on an itsy bitsy frypan on an iron stacked on books, 3 royal commissions and a posted ah well you had to watch |
And playing Backgammon!
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| swoop42 wrote: | I knew there would be a mullet somewhere in your history Stui but holy shit.
That thing is the stuff of bogan.....err I mean legend.
All hail the king. |
This is the sort of picture Mercedes Corby would see and yell "HOTTIE" and not be talking about the lass holding the flowers.
Out of curiosity Stu, was that the bride #1? |
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Morrigu
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"Christ on a bike"
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Location: The 18
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David 
to wish impossible things
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: the edge of the deep green sea
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x2
Definitely belongs in the pantheon of "things that should be said more often".
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...oops
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3.14159
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triple post...
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