Melbourne Fans

[Hiss]

Just a friendly word of advice from this aged and weathered Pies fan, beware the arrogant Melbourne fans this year. For they are now cocky and aggressive. I was confronted by one yesterday as I moved to get a parking spot near the Victoria Market. It was a him and her Melbourne couple driving a nice new BMW with a Demons sticker on the back window. The vile bitch driving had a Melbourne scarf on. Her husband was a weak looking greedy business type with a stiff upper lip. She insisted that I pushed in and took their car spot. My car has various Magpie membership stickers on it. This seemed to enrage her and him. She told me I was feral and also yelled some abuse about Joffa. To that I became enraged and told her to f... off back to Thredbo. She used foul language again and insulted Bertha saying she was a big fat arse pies pig or something like that. They threatened to call the Police if I did not let them have the car spot. I refused and the husband further yelled at me. I told him that he was a useless silver spoon who follows Melbourne because Collingwood doesn't allow shit like him on to our membership list. He said that he could buy our whole club and I should get stuffed. I parked our old Premier and they drove off in a hissy rage. So be careful, once their fans would never be seen in Melbourne colours. Now they are willing to even take Pies fans on in public. Pox on them.

[Bob Sugar]

Shoulda gone Bruce Lee on their asses.

[Dave The Man]

Love Your Stories Hiss

[Albert Parker]

^This one is no story Dave. I saw it take place myself "right in front of me".
I then proceeded to park my own BMW in front of the aforesaid couple. When they saw the Collingwood stickers on my car too, they were totally deflated and drove out of the carpark and moved on…...

[simon tonna]

what i don't get out of this story is,
why weren't you at work instead of
going to the markets? i can understand the
tosses in melbourne garb but not a belligerent diehard.
jab jab

[Cam]

Haven't you finished your human behavior thesis yet Hiss? Bludgers like you need to get out of our universities, you are everything that's bad about our country! And take your blowup missus with you!!

[sixpoints]

Thank god it wasn't you that ran away this time Hiss.
At least your standing your ground now, unlike your previously shameful Carlton dwarf fiasco.

[Darkstranger]

I'm experiencing a similar phenomenon? A couple of rare Melbourne supporters I know are warning me about next Monday? I don't get it? Why is occurring? Has something changed that I don't know about? Are the planets aligned? Has a comet crashed on Earth and a blob released? Is there no snow on Buller this year?

Can someone help me please?

[Darkstranger]

I'm experiencing a similar phenomenon? A couple of rare Melbourne supporters I know are warning me about next Monday? I don't get it? Why is occurring? Has something changed that I don't know about? Are the planets aligned? Has a comet crashed on Earth and a blob released? Is there no snow on Buller this year?

Can someone help me please?

[Piesnchess]

After we get thru with these cucumber sandwich eating snot noses, they will all be heading up to the snowfields in their range rovers pronto.!

[Hiss]

If I were Collingwood President I would physically go some other Clubs fans.

[yin-YANG]

[Hiss]

[collie dog]

[The Weed]