Is there an official Priest at Collingwood?

[Hiss]

Just wondering whether we have an official Priest or Vicar at Collingwood? Do other clubs employ them to provide players, officials, and supporters with spiritual advice? I am curious. It seems like a great idea and should be encouraged if it is not happening. I would like to see the team say prayers and be officially blessed by the Club cleric before they ran out! Lets see if it gives us that devine edge against other teams who deny the word of the almighty! Can't see what harm it would do. I would like to see Hawthorn blessed by Father Merrin from the Exorcist!

[AN_Inkling]

Sounds like a great idea, and I'm sure the federal Government would be more than happy to foot the bill.

[Bob Sugar]

Langdon, his old man is an angel.

[Pi]

There used to be a confessional and a swear box but Hiss broke both of them and then the priest got caught for some sort of indiscretion,

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

We had a Monk a few years ago

Just don't want the Monks Hawk prayers answered this weekend

[Woods]

Don't need a priest. Eddie is God.

[Wokko]

A priest was sighted down the club after some talk of "talented kids" but when he saw they were all 18-19 he mumbled something about "too old" and left.

[the pie guy]

What a stupid idea, keep religion out of it, and anyway who do we appoint a RC Priest, a Protestant, a rabbi, an Iman ??? Hiss what denomination would you prefer? You don't seriously think it would help us do you?

If you or any player want to pray go to Church/Synagogue/Temple/etc that's what its there for. I want my players to be thinking about smashing the opposition and if they need guidance/inspiration to do it then ask Bucks, that's what he's there for.

[Hiss]

[quote="Wokko"]A priest was sighted down the club after some talk of "talented kids" but when he saw they were all 18-19 he mumbled something about "too old" and left.[/quote

That is a disgraceful thing to say! How dare you! Wash your mouth out.

[John Wren]

brendan nottle, king of moomba.

[swoop42]

We need an exorcist to rid ourselves of the voodoo Nanette has been conjuring against us.

She has the real power in the Malthouse household.

[Mossi]

don't know but I have started praying! We have sinned too much too be in favour, we belted the Saints, Hell may be what awaits us? The only hope for us is that we overcame the Deamons weeks ago having said that only miracle will do it so I'm praying!

[HAL]

Do you mean you and me have?

[jackcass]

[MattyD]

No chaplains in schools - uh, I mean, footy clubs!

We need a feminist hairy arm pits type social worker in there