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Lazza 



Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 11:46 am
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Good to see me playing on the left wing. I will destroy their right winger and tear him to shreds. If he whingers, I'll give him an Abbott punch in the scrum and wink to Jackcass to raise an elbow instead of an eyebrow...
We will wing ourselves to victory.
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3rd degree Aries



Joined: 22 Jun 2004
Location: John Wren's tote

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 12:58 pm
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Lazza wrote:
Good to see me playing on the left wing. I will destroy their right winger and tear him to shreds. If he whingers, I'll give him an Abbott punch in the scrum and wink to Jackcass to raise an elbow instead of an eyebrow...
We will wing ourselves to victory.


Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Lazza on a wing, were better off having Luke Shackleton out there on a litre of valium!

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Lazza 



Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 1:22 pm
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3rd degree wrote:
Lazza wrote:
Good to see me playing on the left wing. I will destroy their right winger and tear him to shreds. If he whingers, I'll give him an Abbott punch in the scrum and wink to Jackcass to raise an elbow instead of an eyebrow...
We will wing ourselves to victory.


Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Lazza on a wing, were better off having Luke Shackleton out there on a litre of valium!


I'll be doing the heavy lifting required dude, all without drugs!! Let's keep druggies away from this clean team.
Talk about a wing and a payer, I'll be on a wing and my opponent will be on a prayer to cope with my ball handling skills. Rolling Eyes
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swoop42 Virgo

Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?


Joined: 02 Aug 2008
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 1:35 pm
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Drugs are mandatory for this team Lazza though we do tend to take them in an unorthodox way.

Bend over.

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3rd degree Aries



Joined: 22 Jun 2004
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 2:05 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
Drugs are mandatory for this team Lazza though we do tend to take them in an unorthodox way.

Bend over.


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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 3:15 pm
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Tannin, thanks mate, back in the side, you little beauty. Thanks to Tony, its wonderful what a wink and a nudge can do, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more ! Sure helped me get back in, now we must produce, and kick some serious west coast butt (sorry Coach, I know you hate Yankee expressions, could not resist that one.) Anyway,we might have an 8 ft Yank in our team soon, so we will all have to adapt. !
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John Wren Virgo

"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."


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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 3:58 pm
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i would like to lodge a complaint ...
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John Wren Virgo

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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 4:38 pm
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... this variable team picking is an outrage. how is anyone able to get certainty? i have already paid for my place in the team by posting on this bullet board. now you want me to pay more by naming me in a role i cannot possibly afford to have on my resume. i am taking this to abba, the australian bulletin boards assoc. i know they would be very interested in this schmozzle.
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35forever 

"I feel sick - dada dada dada da"


Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Location: Physical=Sunshine Coast -- Mental=Vic Park

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 4:45 pm
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Ah, back where I belong in the ones!
Last week being in the magoos while all those chicks ran about like headless chooks, stopping mid-way through a run through the centre to chat about periods and babies was dead-set doin' my head in!

Thank god that Estrogen-fuelled nightmare is over! Now back to pursuing my career as the best back-pocket since Bruce (or was it Ian) Nankervis, I tip West Coast to kick just 7 chikos!

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Tannin Capricorn

Can't remember


Joined: 06 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 6:35 pm
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John Wren wrote:
... this variable team picking is an outrage. how is anyone able to get certainty? i have already paid for my place in the team by posting on this bullet board. now you want me to pay more by naming me in a role i cannot possibly afford to have on my resume. i am taking this to abba


And ABBA said ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKiZNRX3Y5I&feature=kp

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stui magpie Gemini

Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.


Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 6:45 pm
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Well there you go, I've never heard that song before now. Shocked Confused Embarassed
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neil Sagittarius



Joined: 08 Sep 2005
Location: Queensland

PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:17 pm
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Psychologist? Does that mean I have access to mind altering drugs?

For a suitable financial arrangement I will provide perscriptions to the neady which looking at the team is all of them.

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Tannin Capricorn

Can't remember


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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2014 10:28 pm
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^ Not necessary in your case.
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neil Sagittarius



Joined: 08 Sep 2005
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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2014 7:27 am
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^ You could be right I have read all the posts in this thread and they all make sense to me.
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woftam Gemini

I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure.


Joined: 28 Jul 2008
Location: Carum Downs, Vic

PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2014 8:35 am
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I've been eating garlic pizza all night. The wet toasters wouldn't dare get over the back of our zone.Wink
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