Join In The Chorus

[magpiesgirl]

From today's MX newspaper,an update of sorts of the AFL club songs.

ADELAIDE:

We're the pride of South Australia
We're the mighty Adelaide Crows
Back-to-back flags under Blighty
Thirteenth next year,then he goes
Best facilities in the nation
Watch us play and you wouldn't know
We're the pride and joy of South Australia
We're the might Adelaide Crows

BRISBANE LIONS

We are the pride of Brisbane town
We wear maroon,blue and gold
Thank god for dear old Lethal
Or like Fitzroy we would fold
All for one and one for all
Kangaroos,ignore the call
Go Lions,Brisbane Lions
We'll kick the winning score
But if scores are level,then it's a draw


CARLTON

We are the navy Blues
We are the old,dark,navy Blues
We're the team that always lets you down
If Richmond wasn't here
We'd be the worst in town
All of the draft picks
Murphy and Bryce Gibbs
They must be spitting chips
They had to come to a place like Carlton
Where they'd struggle to win a game

COLLINGWOOD

Good old Collingwood forever
We all think we own the game
President Eddie says we'll never
Change our strip even if we look the same
(Gawd Blimey!)
Hear the barrackers a shouting
As all barrackers should
Everyone but us is doubting
We were ever any good

ESSENDON

See the Bombers fly up,up
To win the premiership flag
The board said Sheeds could no longer stay
Now we're bidding for a coach on the eBay
See the Bombers fly up,up
The other teams,they don't fear
Once the board expressed
Sheeds is past his best
As the Bombers fly up

FREMANTLE

Freo,way to go!
Hit 'em real hard,send 'em down below
Oh Freo,give 'em the old heave ho
We are the Freo Dockers
Freo,here we go
Singin' this song makes me feel real low
Oh Freo,give it the old heave ho
Don't make us loook like drop kicks

GEELONG

We are Geelong, the greatest team of all
Although we're playing well, we are prone to have a fall
We play the game as it should be played
But we could so easily just fade away
So don't go praising us, with your remarks
This train could disembark

HAWTHORN

We're a happy team at Hawthorn
We're the mighty fighting Hawks
We love our club,but we hate the wind
Waverly Park makes our skin (turn purple)
Jeff might say that he is trying
His best to be anonymous
But every time we look around
He's saying something stupid
Shut up and let us win a flag

KANGAROOS

Hearts to hearts and hands to hands,
Beneath the blue and white we stand,
How did Jess Sinclair get so tanned?
North Melbourne,North Melbourne
Out we come,out we come,out we come to play,
As shinboners we must ensure we're careful to portray
An image that embodies fight and grit for not much pay
Our game plan changed to stop
Dean Laidley's hair from turning grey
So join in the chorus and sing it one and all
C'mon Duffy,give Deano a call
Good old North Melbourne, Arden St will be bigger than the
Gold Coast with our new facility

MELBOURNE

The season's a deag
It's really a drag
Frustrating for me and for you
Frustrating because with every loss
The positivies are so few
But what do you do
With stars so few
Our fans have given up too
Pack your bags, head to the snow
Pray we don't end up like the Blues

PORT ADELAIDE

We've got the Power to win
Power to rule
Pity our theme song's so shocking
We are the Power from Port
Our fans will support
Us only when they're not mocking
When we serve up slop
Choco bloes his top
You can see the spider veins in his cheeks
We've got the Power to win
We wish Chad Cornes had a twin
So we could understand him when he speaks
POWER!

RICHMOND

Oh, we're from Tigerland
Disappointing
We're from Tigerland
Except for when we are playing Collingwood
Suddenly we're good
We think we might
Show some fight
Like all leauge players should
We're from Tigerland
Our fans will protest
Til that Terry Wallace is gone
We're the Tigers of old
We're hot then we're cold
We're from Tiger-
Yellow and crap!-
We're from Tigerland

ST KILDA

Oh when the Saints
Start hiring
A coach that sells us hope
Oh how I want to be at St Kilda
When the coach cheers up abit
Oh when the Saints
Tell Fraser Gehrig
That his shorts are far too tight
That's when we will become contenders
Those shorts are painted on

SYDNEY

Cheer, cheer the red and the white
Watching us play is a terrible sight
Our game plan made Demetriou sigh:
'Kick it fowards or say goodbye'
Whether the odds be great or small
Roosy is bigger than Aussie Crawl
That's why we are flag contenders
This year,like every year

WEST COAST

We're the Eagles,West Coast Eagles
Your lame jokes can't make us cry
Those are mean words,but we're not deterred
We're the Eagles,West Coast Eagles
We live in Perth,in the public eye
Cuzz is back now,but we don't know how
We're the Eagles,and we're not shy

WESTERN BULLDOGS

Sons of the WEst
Red,white and blue
We'll miss the finals,Darcy must have knew
Eade will bite, Eade will road,he's even impressed
That we don't do another Peter Jackson ad
'Stick to footy would be best'

[Robbo.D.yobbo]

haha carlton ones the best..

[magpiesgirl]

I loved the Carlton one and Richmond's.I know its not nice to laugh at those less fortunate than yourself,but I just can't help it in this instance...

[Magpiefan3]

What about Melbourne HAHA!!!1
"Our fans have given up too". Of course they do...

[stui magpie]

very noice.