"REAL" trades...

[Broadie]

Just got this from a friend of mine...great "warm-up" for the trade week "willing suspension of disbelief" exercises...

The REAL trade rumours...

Adelaide: Is attempting to trade Andrew McLeod to the Catholic Church for the Pope-mobile, for Gary Ayres' trips to Victoria. The Church is currently holding out to get someone around 20 years younger.

Brisbane: Would negotiate to exchange Jason Akermanis for someone who is NOT a complete dickhead.

Carlton John Elliot will offload his soul plus draft selections 1,2 and 18 for around 15,000 Carlton member proxy votes.

Collingwood: Will swap Chris Tarrant and Nick Davis for the home address of the umpire who reported Jason Cloke.

Essendon: May be prepared to give James Hird and Matthew Lloyd to Brisbane just to reward them for knocking off Collingwood in the Grand Final.

Fremantle: Are reportedly getting nervous because they haven't traded away any early draft picks for ex-Bomber duds yet.

Geelong: Are not trading. Much like most Geelong businesses ...

Hawthorn: Daniel Chick has told the club he wants to go to Fremantle. The club has agreed, saying they have a firm anti-drugs policy, and you'd have to be on serious drugs to want to go to the Dockers.

Kangaroos: Adam Simpson and David King are being offered as a package to Saddam Hussain in exchange for a package they'll be leaving outside of Optus Oval.

Melbourne: If you believe Pies supporters, Travis Johnstone, Adem Yze, Russell Robertson, Jeff White and even Ross Funcke will be playing for Collingwood next year.

Port Adelaide: Out of favour big man Dean Brogan is changing his name by deed poll to Dean Bogan in a vain attempt to stay on the Port Power list.

Richmond: Jason Torney has been told by the club he is no longer a required player at the club, possibly because he showed too much discipline, courage and common sense in 2002.

St Kilda: Is hoping to trade Spider Everitt but believes no one else is that stupid.

Sydney: Apparently everything at the Swans nest is now hunky-dory because they've signed a coach with exactly seven games experience.

Bulldogs: In order to trade on their own terms, the Dogs are referring to every negotiation as a "Plea bargain".

West Coast: Let's face it. Does anyone east of Kalgoorlie even care?


Broadie

[Brown26]

Yeah that's been up here before, JLC maybe?
it's damn funny!!

Pies for Premiers 2002, 3, 4, 5, 6....

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lol!!!!!

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