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jack_spain Aries



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:28 am
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This couple!

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We want a baby - Goeffrey and Brynne Edelsten

GEOFFREY Edelsten has revealed that he and wife Brynne are planning to start a family.

At 68 and facing five taxation charges, the twice-married Edelsten is childless, but writes in a new book that he has, after some consideration, decided to grant his much younger wife her wish of becoming a mother.

"Brynne wants to have children . . . My reaction? Let's give it a try!" he wrote in his autobiography Enigma, published this week.


http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/confidential/we-want-a-baby-goeffrey-and-brynne-edlestein/story-e6frf96x-1226193622084

Two questions:

1. Why are these people in the papers every second day of the week?

2. Who the hell would want to read an autobiography of a medical practitioner once struck off the register in NSW becuase of botched skin treatments. A man who's made a fortune from ripping off the Medicare system and sick people in working class areas to fund his high rolling lifestyle.

No, people as dumb (as Brynne) and ugly (as Geoffrey) should NOT be allowed to have children. It should be law.

BTW I wonder how much time he'll do now for five taxation offences? Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:39 am
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Heaven help us.

and what a styling red shirt Me Edelsten is wearing.

Admittedly, she's well equipped to feed more than one baby.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:44 am
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jack_spain wrote:
1. Why are these people in the papers every second day of the week?


Because you read a tabloid.

jack_Spain wrote:
2. Who the hell would want to read an autobiography of a medical practitioner once struck off the register in NSW becuase of botched skin treatments. A man who's made a fortune from ripping off the Medicare system and sick people in working class areas to fund his high rolling lifestyle.


I suppose the same people who consider these stories sufficiently newsworthy to justify the newspaper's decision to publish them.

jack_spain wrote:
No, people as dumb (as Brynne) and ugly (as Geoffrey) should NOT be allowed to have children. It should be law.


Dumb, sure. But ugly? What are you, Hitler?

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:33 pm
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The good doctor appears to be missing a large portion of his skull
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:47 pm
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^ you'd think missing a little head was the least of his concerns.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:50 pm
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^

I'm tipping he's not missing that at all mate. Cool

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:06 am
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Jack - "Why are these people in the papers every second day of the week."

David - "Because you read a tabloid."

Funny and no doubt explains so much.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 5:22 am
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frankiboy wrote:
^ you'd think missing a little head was the least of his concerns.


you dont post much these days. but when you do


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 11:18 am
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BUT these two dorks already have two kids, her massive boobs. ! ( or is that Ablett and Chapman shes holding ????)
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:43 pm
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look, it's obvious she's using him for sex. This will end in tears, watch. Will the doc ever find true love? Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:59 pm
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What'sinaname wrote:
Admittedly, she's well equipped to feed more than one baby.


Sexist! Razz Wink Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:04 pm
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frankiboy wrote:
look, it's obvious she's using him for sex. This will end in tears, watch. Will the doc ever find true love? Crying or Very sad


Sex? Shocked

Mate she's after his dosh. Nothing more, nothing less. She's prepared to stick with him until he carks it after a few years so she can return to the USA with bag loads of cash. I wouldn't be surprised if that head cave-in he is showing is the first sign of the effects of viagra addiction.

My bet is we'll read pretty soon that Geoffrey has gone to meet his maker Billy Snedden-style. I reckon she's force-feeing him viagra knowing that it is likely to cause a coronary for someone his age. Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:11 pm
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jack_spain wrote:
frankiboy wrote:
look, it's obvious she's using him for sex. This will end in tears, watch. Will the doc ever find true love? Crying or Very sad


Sex? Shocked

Mate she's after his dosh. Nothing more, nothing less. She's prepared to stick with him until he carks it after a few years so she can return to the USA with bag loads of cash. I wouldn't be surprised if that head cave-in he is showing is the first sign of the effects of viagra addiction.

My bet is we'll read pretty soon that Geoffrey has gone to meet his maker Billy Snedden-style. I reckon she's force-feeing him viagra knowing that it is likely to cause a coronary for someone his age. Razz

jack are you worried that your shares in ansell will fall as a result of this?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:36 pm
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4pies wrote:
jack_spain wrote:
frankiboy wrote:
look, it's obvious she's using him for sex. This will end in tears, watch. Will the doc ever find true love? Crying or Very sad


Sex? Shocked

Mate she's after his dosh. Nothing more, nothing less. She's prepared to stick with him until he carks it after a few years so she can return to the USA with bag loads of cash. I wouldn't be surprised if that head cave-in he is showing is the first sign of the effects of viagra addiction.

My bet is we'll read pretty soon that Geoffrey has gone to meet his maker Billy Snedden-style. I reckon she's force-feeing him viagra knowing that it is likely to cause a coronary for someone his age. Razz

jack are you worried that your shares in ansell will fall as a result of this?


Yes! How did you know? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:02 pm
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David wrote:
Dumb, sure. But ugly? What are you, Hitler?

[/Godwin's Law]


Will someone please think of the children?!?

They might be born....MISSING PARTS OF THEIR HEADS!

Or you know.... something like that.

To be fair his head wasn't the first thing I noticed, so I am exiting this one.

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