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Dave The Man Scorpio



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:52 pm
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Well he been in Recovery Group at Training and doing next to nothing. Did not much at Family Day.

So what is wrong with Grundy as Nothing from the Club to say what is Wrong.

Any One Know?

I have heard of Stress Fracture to the Back and Groin Injury

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:54 pm
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He was in the showers after training and Witts wandered in and stepped on Grundy's schlong.

115kg would cause a fair limp, don't you think? Shocked

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BJ Aquarius

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:17 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
He was in the showers after training and Witts wandered in and stepped on Grundy's schlong.

115kg would cause a fair limp, don't you think? Shocked


Problem was, Witts just wandered into the change room which is 25 metres away from the showers. Grundy must learn to tuck it in, or pay the price!

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:56 pm
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does this grundy need some help??
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Cuthbert Collingwood Aquarius

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:52 am
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Don't worry Dave, we've sent him off to the Dank Weapon institute for fitness and recovery
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:35 am
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Dave The Man wrote:
Well he been in Recovery Group at Training and doing next to nothing. Did not much at Family Day.

So what is wrong with Grundy as Nothing from the Club to say what is Wrong.

Any One Know?

I have heard of Stress Fracture to the Back and Groin Injury
some one said in their training report he tweaked a groin at training
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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:19 pm
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To much sex would lead to a bad back and groin injury.

Damn those football groupies!

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:47 pm
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think positive wrote:
does this grundy need some help??


I think he's under control.

When he first arrived at the Westpac centre the first person he ran into was little Elija Edwards who looked at this behemoth and very nervously asked "who are you?"

Brodie thought he'd have a bit of fun so he replied

"200cm tall
100kg
45cm penis
1kg left testicle
1kg right testicle.

Turner Brown"

Elijah fainted on the spot

very concerned, Brodie (AKA Turner) leaned over and gently slapped Elijah on the cheeks (giving him a mild concussion) until he woke up and stared at Brodie (Turner) with a terrified expression on his face.

"Wh Wh Wh What did you just say? Said Elijah?

Brodie (Turner) repeated himself.

"200cm tall
100kg
45cm penis
1kg left testicle
1kg right testicle.

Turner Brown"


"Oh thank christ for that" said Elijah, "I thought you said TURN AROUND"

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