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Tannin 
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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This week, it's us versus the lowest scum in football.
For this game, we don't want class, we don't want silky skills, we just want one thing - brutality.
Well, OK, two things, brutality and a big nasty streak. Oh, and we want players who like the sound of the crowd roaring for a Collingwood goal, but would give that up in a heartbeat just to hear the sweet, squishy noise made by the meeting of boot and a pair of St Vomit technicals.
Gentlemen (er ... there are no gentlemen tonight, not at the Docklands indoor cesspit playing the lowest scum to ever disgrace the game) ... ungentle bastards, I present the side to wipe St Vomit off the face of the planet.
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RudeBoy
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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That is a very powerful interchange bench.  |
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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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ahhhh yes, i am the mythical collingwood six footer to a tee.
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Stupied
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Now I know how Adams and Ben Ken feel  |
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Wokko 
Come and take it.
Joined: 04 Oct 2005
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Emergency hey? Believe me when I say there's going to be an opening in the side.  |
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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Why was I dropped, whats my sin, whats my crime. ????
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yin-YANG
Joined: 03 Oct 2011
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mmm Collie Dog next to Jackass - is that some kind of subtle dig?
Overall a very dour and often negative team - it will be closer game than most think... except for Lazza who suffers from persistent horror flashbacks from the 70's poor guy - no doubt he will offer a wing and a prayer 
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Albert Parker
Joined: 13 Dec 2012
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Team fits the brief pretty nicely.
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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| Wokko wrote: | | Emergency hey? Believe me when I say there's going to be an opening in the side. |
Please leave your flick knife at home, Wokko.
(Knuckle dusters are perfectly acceptable, however.)
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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| Piesnchess wrote: | | Why was I dropped, whats my sin, whats my crime. ???? |
Not enough sin; not nearly enough crime. Call me when you arrive in your remand cell and we can discuss your future (if any) employment (if any).
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woftam 
I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure.
Joined: 28 Jul 2008
Location: Carum Downs, Vic
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| Dropped? Serious questions need yo be asked of the coach. Like how many slabs will it take to get my spot back? |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| Wokko wrote: | | Emergency hey? Believe me when I say there's going to be an opening in the side. |
When the coach finds Bertha unconscious and potentially dead but with a disturbing smile on her face and only your feet just appearing from her nether regions, I will be back in the team Mwa ha ha ha ha .
Nah, **** it. You can smack em, I'll watch on TV.
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Bob Sugar
Joined: 11 Feb 2010
Location: Benalla
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Now ya talkin!!!
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think positive 
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere
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im gunna strangle david with his chaplain collar - oh wait hes on my side....
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sixpoints
Joined: 27 Sep 2010
Location: Lulie Street
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No class or silky sills required and I'm dropped...
Eh thanks ?????
I think.... |
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