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Footy is a pretty simple game that gets confused!!

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inxs88 



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:43 pm
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1. So over the last 4 weeks the umpire throws up the ball. Witts (round 1) or Grundy (rounds 2-4) only tap the ball first 40% of the time.

2. 60% of the time their Ruckmen taps it first invariably to their midfield and when we do in fact tap it 40% of the time, we tap it to their midfield.

3. With midfield and stoppage clearances going the oppositions way, we find our backline are subsequently beaten and copious holes create increased scoring opportunities for them.

4. When they do miss a subsequent shot for goal and score a behind, we "raffle off the indignity" of having to kick the ball back in. With prop stop, indecision and a lack of finesse, we then let:

* Langdon
* Marley
* Goldsack
* Sinclair

bomb the ball to a 1 Pie player vs 3 of them and proceed to see the ball kicked over the goal umpires head for a James Brayshaw "maximum".

5. As fans we place our collective heads in our hands, pining for some sort of structure and process.

What would I know though:

* Only that if we go down the path of under 22 years old Rucks with 50/less matches maybe the appointment of a credentialed Ruck coach with our $$ millions may actually be where it starts!!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 8:55 pm
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Something wrong with Matt Rendel?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:11 pm
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Yep, I'll put my hand up, I'm confused.
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John Wren Virgo

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:17 pm
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nomadjack wrote:
Something wrong with Matt Rendel?


nope. saw him the other day. upright and breathing.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 9:20 pm
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Wasn't coaching our rucks at the time was he?
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inxs88 



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:51 pm
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Rendell should be watching the Manangatang Reserves, Kedron Grange vs Windsor Zillimere or having coffees with Mr and Mrs X in Geraldton W.A not at the Holden Centre giving tap out tips!
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 10:58 pm
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Oh Inxs88
Don't speak the truth!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 11:24 pm
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Erm, we actually won the clearances on Sunday (36-31), and I'm fairly sure we one them last week as well.

On footy being a simple game: not any more. It's more team oriented than ever and requires players to be working together for the team to be successful. It's exactly why you see quality teams like Freo, like Port, Richmond and yes the Pies struggle when the team plans are not quite clicking.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 11:51 pm
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AN_Inkling wrote:
Erm, we actually won the clearances on Sunday (36-31), and I'm fairly sure we one them last week as well.

On footy being a simple game: not any more. It's more team oriented than ever and requires players to be working together for the team to be successful. It's exactly why you see quality teams like Freo, like Port, Richmond and yes the Pies struggle when the team plans are not quite clicking.


A few generalisations and a bit of levity here inkling, just in case you hadn't noticed! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 1:20 am
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jackcass wrote:
Yep, I'll put my hand up, I'm confused.


Do I sense some support here Jackcass or to the contrary??

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