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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| Post subject: Nicks Rebel Posting XXII v Brions of Brisneyland |  |
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After lasts weeks stirring debut of the rebels this weeks selection has only gotten hard.
There have been several new players brought into the rebels fold. Some from outside some from defections from the other posting side and some because there cheques cleared in time.
As a new sign of our total professionalism the following schedule is advised to all rebels selected.
Depart Tullamarine Airport 2.15pm Friday 13th
On private charter (mainly because ASIO won't allow the rebels to fly on a commercial flight and secondly because we needed a specially fitted out plane to accomodate our stripper poles, eskies, massage rooms, in flight movies and spa bath)
Team will reassemble at our away quarters at the Hollywood Showgirls Bar Cavill avenue surfers paradise 7pm for team bondage exercises.
Assistant Coach Dyso will then endocterate all new rebels with some team ethics & standards and run through our game plan for the night
No expense has been spared in preparation for this game. All rebels are reminded that the female companionship provided in your room is paid by the hour so don't waste time with names.
The team is as follows
B Inxs88. 35forever. Dangles
HB Simon Tonna. Skaman. Bob Sugar
C Carringbush Cigar. Prototype. Didick
HF Lazza. Jezza (VC). Rudeboy.
F Watt Price Tully. Boy who cried Wolf. Stui Magpie (C)
F. Frankie goes to Collingwood. Thinks positive. Whatsinaname
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Piesnchess, WarrenerranW, Culprit, Yin-Yang
Coach - Qldmagpie67
Assistant Coach - Dyso
President - The President
Financial controller - Donny
Esky filler - Neil Appleby
Female companionship coordinator - Derkd
Pole Greaser & Cleaner - Bucks2014
Alibi arranger - Steveh67
Legal Advisor - Presti35
Bail Bond organiser - Loki04
Party bus driver - Slangman
Social Media Manager - Hal
After match recovery guru - 7170
Aircraft Pilot & masseuse - Tannin
Director of game strategy & excuse maker - E
Crash Test Dummy - John West |
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Lazza
Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia
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Can I please please play on the newbie? Pretty please??!!!!!
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| Lazza you've been given the roving role for a reason. Just as long as you arrove at the ground at some stage Saturday you can do as you please |
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Pies4shaw 
pies4shaw
Joined: 08 Oct 2007
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| Is there any truth to the rumour that when this plane flies out of Victorian airspace and reaches Queensland that there will be a significant increase in the average IQ of both States? |
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| Pies4shaw wrote: | | Is there any truth to the rumour that when this plane flies out of Victorian airspace and reaches Queensland that there will be a significant increase in the average IQ of both States? |
We can't confirm or deny any such reports. |
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John Wren 
"Look after the game. It means so much to so many."
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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a desperate cry for help. more "look at moi" than kath n kim.
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The_Staunton
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Location: Hobart
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Gotta lift my game, can't even get a seat on the plane...
No room for young Jez?
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Lazza
Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | Lazza wrote: | | Can I please please play on the newbie? Pretty please??!!!!! |
Lazza you've been given the roving role for a reason. Just as long as you arrive at the ground at some stage Saturday you can do as you please |
OK coach, is that an opinion or a fact???   
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| The_Staunton wrote: | Gotta lift my game, can't even get a seat on the plane...
No room for young Jez? |
Staunton as soon as your cheque clears and CC doesn't decline I'm sure you'll get a game.
As for young Jez he will also be considered when he forwards the necessary paperwork (and by paperwork we mean cheque) |
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CarringbushCigar 
Joined: 15 Nov 2007
Location: wherever I lay my beanie
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| I won't be declining anything so long as Derkd is on the job. |
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think positive 
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere
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Much better team than the other crap broken down hacks (Buckley what can I say?)
Do I get the female companion too?
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Several if that's your desire
Here at the rebels it's our mission to ensure all players are truly catered for.
Heck if you want Dyso will dress up in female clothing again with heels and makeup just like a normal Saturday night |
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The_Staunton
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Location: Hobart
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | The_Staunton wrote: | Gotta lift my game, can't even get a seat on the plane...
No room for young Jez? |
Staunton as soon as your cheque clears and CC doesn't decline I'm sure you'll get a game.
As for young Jez he will also be considered when he forwards the necessary paperwork (and by paperwork we mean cheque) |
How about I trade you a footy card?
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35forever
"I feel sick - dada dada dada da"
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Location: Physical=Sunshine Coast -- Mental=Vic Park
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | think positive wrote: | Much better team than the other crap broken down hacks (Buckley what can I say?)
Do I get the female companion too? |
Several if that's your desire
Here at the rebels it's our mission to ensure all players are truly catered for.
Heck if you want Dyso will dress up in female clothing again with heels and makeup just like a normal Saturday night |
Aw look it's tempting, but after he refused to shave his bloody legs last time I'm a bit off-put. I mean obviously he makes an extremely attractive female impersonator, and I love the commitment he brings by tucking his gentlemen's bits between his legs, (What? he DOESN’T? How do yo... ohhhh, oh no, really?) ahem, well anyway, as I was saying, he really does go all out to look and behave like a real lady, but until he decides to really go hard and shave off the 'Ned Kelly', I'd prefer someone else was given a try. I mean if it were blonde maybe?
That's all.
And no, I won't settle for Carringbush in the rubber outfit again, that thing creeps me out!!!
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| 35forever wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | | think positive wrote: | Much better team than the other crap broken down hacks (Buckley what can I say?)
Do I get the female companion too? |
Several if that's your desire
Here at the rebels it's our mission to ensure all players are truly catered for.
Heck if you want Dyso will dress up in female clothing again with heels and makeup just like a normal Saturday night |
Aw look it's tempting, but after he refused to shave his bloody legs last time I'm a bit off-put. I mean obviously he makes an extremely attractive female impersonator, and I love the commitment he brings by tucking his gentlemen's bits between his legs, (What? he DOESN’T? How do yo... ohhhh, oh no, really?) ahem, well anyway, as I was saying, he really does go all out to look and behave like a real lady, but until he decides to really go hard and shave off the 'Ned Kelly', I'd prefer someone else was given a try. I mean if it were blonde maybe?
That's all.
And no, I won't settle for Carringbush in the rubber outfit again, that thing creeps me out!!! |
Spoken like a true fullback !!
This team is coming together like a well oiled masseuses hands |
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