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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 8:28 pm
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Collecting Emu semen for AI has to be up there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6FvFRKgan4

Others?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 8:29 pm
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 8:43 pm
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^

I'm just going to say that I'd define a job as paid employment and walk slowly away from here. Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 8:58 pm
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Mine !!!!!!!!!!
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Skids Cancer

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:49 pm
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This chick at work used to extract sperm from thoroughbred race horses.
Had a big fake horse pussy she used to jack em off with. She also worked as a track rider.
F.ken laughed when she was tellin the story at the wetty.
Imagine how inadequate her partner would have felt getting a hand job iff her 😂

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:37 am
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In Changi airport Singapore they go and check each booth after it has been visited. The ones that are just a hole in the ground get particularly ordinary according to the old chinese guy who followed in after a an arab had been there. Luckily they only have to do it one day a week on rotation
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 8:31 am
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Skids wrote:
This chick at work used to extract sperm from thoroughbred race horses.
Had a big fake horse pussy she used to jack em off with. She also worked as a track rider.
F.ken laughed when she was tellin the story at the wetty.
Imagine how inadequate her partner would have felt getting a hand job iff her 😂


Lol. Who ever said bestiality had no place in our society?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:26 am
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Pies4shaw Leo

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 6:50 pm
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Professional bull-fighting. It's an ordinary activity for both parties.

But, today, we have the horn on the other hoof: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/09/bullfighter-victor-barrio-killed-teruel-pamplona-bullrun
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:42 pm
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Pies4shaw wrote:
Professional bull-fighting. It's an ordinary activity for both parties.

But, today, we have the horn on the other hoof: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/09/bullfighter-victor-barrio-killed-teruel-pamplona-bullrun


Go the bull

I hope the bastard gutless shit with the sword died in agony

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Pies4shaw Leo

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:54 pm
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Yes. I was trying to find an "animal rights" or "animals turn the tables" sort of thread but I couldn't find one. And it didn't seem to be quite appropriate to post the result (Bulls 1, BGS's with swords 0) in the sport forums, so here we are.
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 10:56 pm
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Where would you look for an animal rights or animals turn the tables thread but he or she couldn't find one.
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Pies4shaw Leo

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:11 pm
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That's exactly right, HAL.
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HAL 

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:13 pm
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Enough about me, let's talk about the Pies.
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Wokko Pisces

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:21 pm
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Fighting Bulls live for 4-6 years being well fed and free to roam fields. They suffer no worse a death than beef cattle that are kept in pens and live 2 years of hell before being led into stinking death houses where they can smell and hear what's coming. Unless you can hand on heart say that you've never been involved in causing that suffering then don't be a self righteous virtue signaler. Bulls that put up a good fight are occasionally pardoned and put out to stud for the rest of their life... much better odds than your Scotch Filet had.

Bullfighters know the risks, but hearing people joyfully crowing at the death of a fellow human is what is making me sick.
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