Nicks women's 22 vs the demented.

[think positive]

well well well, three holes in the ground, where the bloody hell were ya, were you all playing 'where's Eddie" on your Viagra tablets??

Well we are playing a bunch of down hill skiers this week, so let's Steele their poles. Icy poles that is, gees it's warm. Don't forget the ice Bucket challenge is on. (Um, no, not That kind of ice lads)

So I think we need to change it up a bit, since the forwards don't know which way that means we will get them defending on the field not just in the herald sun

Forwards (GS bibs) jackass,Swoop42, Eddie

Half forwards (GA bibs) MugWump, Tannin, Eddie

Centres (C bibs) Mandy, Eddie, hotplacemagpie67

Half baked (GD bibs) E, PaMarmo, Eddie

Full backwards (Goal Killer bibs)) Jezza magpiebat Eddie

Ruck Eddie

Followers (WD fat girl bibs) rudeboy aka dimsimman Dyso aka cuckoosnest

(WA) bench! WPT, DTM, Skids, Eddie

Coach: think positive
Assistant coach: bucksisfuturecoach
Pregame entertainment: pies4shaw (need the snob factor this week, we will have gourmet dimsims)
Boot stud polisher: John wren
Hairdresser: Stui
Media: Eddie
Spindoctor whyphilwhy

[stui magpie]

Not bad.

Dunno bout batmod at full back, he couldn't stop a 2 year old in a tonka truck and has always been a sucker for a pretty girl so after he gets 7 kicked on him/her in the first you may want to swing some changes. Qldmagpie would be a good choice (Their FF would be too concerned at staying out of groping reach to worry about the ball)

hairdresser? Shit I'll need to find my scissors. I was my daughters hairdresser of choice till she was 14, so no dramas. Shaved sides and a top notch for all.

[MagpieBat]

You underestimate my capabilities, AquaStui. Badly.

But yes, I too am puzzled by the switch to full back. Don't get me wrong, I serve at the pleasure of my coach, but at the same time, you have to wonder about a coach who plays their best forward at the other end of the ground. Tanking or just plain hopeless?

And John Wren back on the teamsheet? Arkham security providing value for money well spent once again...

[swoop42]

Forward or back I am the GOAT.

[qldmagpie67]

I'm assuming magpie67 in the centre is me which means we are morals to win. We all know that's were the game is won and lost (that and the coaches box selection table, massage table, bar, canteen, missing the bus etc)
As for Stui thinking I should replace Magpiebat at fullback it makes logical sense. I've been known to be a octopus after several snifters of cognac and face it Magpiebat at his very advanced years marbles are rolling lose.
Never fear coach I'm sure I can get back and cover his frailties and at least get him kicking to the right team
Oh and Stui make sure the scissors are sharp and the rollers hot for my new do

[stui magpie]

^

He has trained off a bit. No wonder he couldn't kick a goal last week.

Now if we coated the ball in chocolate and kicked it near him, could be a different result.

[swoop42]

^Glad to see he's lost weight.

[Piesnchess]

MUST be a few TRANS GENDERS in this rabble, surely ??

[stui magpie]

You all suck.

But your hair looked sen SATIONAL

[think positive]

Hehehehe

Sack the coach!

Where was Eddie everywhere!

[luvdids]

Dropped??? Why? I was waxed & ready to go!

Surely I could've had one of Eddie's spots

[think positive]

Did the bugger even turn up??

[qldmagpie67]

Well we could have our first coaching casualty before a real game begins.
Fancy dragging me at half time to insert some friends jojo !!
Look I don't want to say I was the only reason we were leading at half time but it was the only reason
Maybe instead of selecting players based on who looks worse in a skirt and heels than you you pick a side based on who is prepared to finance some training camps in Thailand !!
Also has anyone seen Dyso since quarter time of game 1 ?
He was sitting peacefully in his personal tuk tuk when a largish he/she seemed to grab him by the ear March him away yelling something about arrears child support for his 19 children