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[think positive]

Now this year guys, i want you to get the right poppies, not the special ones, thats didnt go so well last time!

WPT has promised us prime rib with a side of 30 dim sims each,

pies4shaw will be our bugle boy, so i want to hear you all sing, cos he thinks he can do the anthem too. i tried to get Jimmy, i really did!




dont forget to put your hands in your pockets on the way into the ground and dig deep, every year i buy a badge, its a great cause, cheers

Lest we Forget.....

and to anyone here who has been in, or lost a family member to, the armed forces, Thankyou For Your Service,

cheers

[E]

very well said.

First time in the 18 is quite a thrill and i expect to deliver (although i think i should be on the opposite side of the field to Qld magpies! I will get distracted by his "Langdon cant play and is lucky to be in the side" mumbo jumbo!

[qldmagpie67]

E as captain in charge of vice(s) I will lead from the front as usual
And the Langdon rant isn't mumbo jumbo it's more like a great Churchillian speech to the troops
That centre line is something to behold the coach has finally aced it
You just stop those little shits from Tullamarine from scoring and I'll do the rest ok
Coach don't be surprised by the roulette wheel, eskies, and pharmacy set up in the sheds I just want to cover all vices

[qldmagpie67]

Coach great move shifting P4S to bugle boy if anyone has enough hot air to play the last post its him

[Pies4shaw]

I think I've been benched because it is well known that I refuse to stand for the anthem. Look forward to a syncopated "Last Post", breaking quickly into a medley of Louis Armstrong tunes, perhaps "Down by the Riverside" and "West End (Ponsford) Blues". Something befitting the dignity of the occasion.

[PyreneesPie]

Very clever, funny comments!!!

qldmagpie67, be ready for the deft handball from me, charging out of the backline!!!

[RudeBoy]

Those 30 dimmies WPT has promised will set me up for a good first half, but I'll need another serve at half time if I'm to go on to kick a bag against the peptides.

[stui magpie]

Swallow the first few whole for ammo then chew the rest for propulsion. Like loading a breech loading rifle.

Just be careful where you aim that thing.

[swoop42]

First I will stand erect and salute.

Next I will introduce to Anthony the tip of my woody.

To conclude Rudeboy will blow his trumpet.

If that doesn't put him off his game nothing will.

[think positive]

Ok boys time to put the 7up away and get ready for the game,

Lets do this!!

[watt price tully]

Glad you came to your senses coach (after the chloroform incident).

Adams rib eye a plenty.

Got the tumeric and ginger latte’s ready and the universal roast special caterers blend for Swoop 42.

We’re going the high fat low carb Anzac Day bickies all in the oven. I just don’t want to mix these up with the batch of hash cookies for the diggers. I should be right to go.

[Piesnchess]

in memory of my late father, six yr WW2 Vet, Lieutenant, wounded by a sniper at Bardia, 1941, Greece, crete, new guinea, for him, im gonna play outa my arse today, this match we will win. yes. !!

[The Boy Who Cried Wolf]

I hope you lads are up, its time to go and pay our respects.

"They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them."

Now lets go smash em...

[neil]

A one man forward line? Five hacks and me!!!!!
If they fail its the coaches fault
If i fail its the mids fault

[KenH]

Hope I can make it on time! My wife says that she has to look after and rub Jamie's bum this morning. Apparently this might take some time and after she is finished she might need some relief that I am supposed to supply!