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I wish someone would shower and dress me in the morning, actually make that the afternoon 😜
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cracked it after been timed out continuously over and over again so ordered the paper copy over the phone. what a monumental balls up.
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I haven't bothered trying, i'll do it next week
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stui magpie wrote:I haven't bothered trying, i'll do it next week
Yeah I just put it back in the in tray til next week!
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I'm convinced we have just simply dumb the country down like they have in the US.
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Culprit wrote:I'm convinced we have just simply dumb the country down like they have in the US.
Is it funny that that sentence doesn't quite make sense!

Meanwhile according to the 2016 census, there are 72 residents of Australia!
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Its back but how long to be Hacked Again?
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Dave The Man wrote:Its back but how long to be Hacked Again?
Depends how long the Chinese sulk over Mack Horton's comments.
Swimming Australia's website has been hit by a denial of service (DoS) attack.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-08-11/r ... te/7721848

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So, very soon then?
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Dave The Man wrote:No Shock the Census was a Joke and Was Hacked
Not mine. It was filled out with a pen in under 10 minutes and dropped in the post box at the end of my street when I took Pete for a walk the next morning.

Not a pickachu in sight 8)
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Done, some funny questions

How much housework has hubby done? Now that got a reaction, ditto for the kids

Do I need help getting dressed and out of bed? Only when drunk

Income- unpaid work in family business!

Pretty light on in choice of gender
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think positive wrote:Do I need help getting dressed and out of bed?
Well if they are offering me someone to help me out of bed and get dressed I am not going to reject the offer.

Wasn't that the purpose of the question? The government was going to give us all a nice nurse to help with that?

No? Crap. :oops:
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think positive wrote:I wish someone would shower and dress me in the morning, actually make that the afternoon 😜
You rang...? :P
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Hehehehehe

Well done guys!
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think positive wrote:Done, some funny questions

How much housework has hubby done? Now that got a reaction, ditto for the kids

Do I need help getting dressed and out of bed? Only when drunk

Income- unpaid work in family business!

Pretty light on in choice of gender
This is going to open up a can of worms, but there are only two types of gender.

Science backs that up.

What else is were you looking to put in?
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