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My girlfriends breasts and the Martian girl in total recall.. That makes 5 right? |
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1. Alan Toovey kicks a goal.
2. Alan Toovey kicks another goal.
I think you can see where this is going. _________________ "Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange |
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stui magpie wrote: | 1. Collingwood win the flag in an undefeated season.
2. Pendles wins the Brownlow.
3. After Collingwood beat Carlton by 120 points in Round 15, putting them at 3 wins and 12 losses for the season, Malthouse resigns
4. Geelong investigated for Salary Cap cheating, the 2011 premiership retrospectively awarded to Collingwood
5. The ATO and AFL jointly audit the Carlton FC. Club declared bankrupt and put into receivership. Forfeits licence to AFL which is granted to a team from Tassie to replace them. |
Add canceling the Wayne harms goal, and that's 100% _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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3rd degree wrote: | 1. Beating Carlscum by 17 goals in the Grand Final , eddie betts knocked out after missing a sitter on the goal line ( a la tredrea 2003 PF) by a rampaging Goldsack. Malthouse turns on Kernahan and rips off his mullet as our lads are presented the cup, judd cries.
2. Melbourne are abandonded from the league and areforced to join the QAFL with Shane Stempel as captain coach, Jack Watts gets a neck tatt and joins Port Adelaide and becomes mates with Jacob Surjan.
3. Hawthorn come 9th. Buddy leaves football and takes up frisbee throwing with chris egan.
4. The entire St Kilda list are attacked by army of electified eels while doing a recovery session in the Hopkins River in Warnambool , the only surviving players are McEvoy and Milne who then open a botique in Frankston.
5. Andy Maher and Tim Lane are tortured by Pirates in Papua New Guinea after they see them in carlscum polo tops. |
6. 3rd Degree and friends to rock out the Grand Final during half-time, with a special appearance by rudeboy on the trumpet (parachuted in of course) _________________ McRae for Governor-General! |
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1. Pies win the flag over Geelong by 154 points, with 10 of their players retiring... Bucks calmly walks up to accept the premiership Cup, with a cheeky smirk on his face, having finally won a flag & knowing that it is the first of many. Carlton win the spoon and Hawthorn, St Kilda and Brisbane all miss out on the 8.
2. Pendles, Daisy and Trav all tie for the Brownlow on 22 votes.
3. Midnight Oil, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin and Guns & Roses all reform to play a 20 minute half time concert, followed by a 4 hour set back at Victoria Park to celebrate the flag. All band members spend the rest of the night drinking and having photos taken with pies fans. All other club fans are locked out of the ground.
4. Grundy and Josh Thomas tie for the rising star award, with Kennedy, Broomhead and Witts coming third, fourth and fifth.
5. Ball, Didak, Goldy, Daisy & Jolly all recover from leg, ankle and age related injuries so well that they are still able to jog across the nullabor at the end of the season to be groomsmen at my Margaret River wedding to Jessica Alba. She is in tears due to the beautiful views, food, and wine on offer... and vows that she will be a devoted wife and pies supporter for life. The honeymoon lasts for a year............
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1. Pies win the flag over Geelong by 154 points, with 10 of their players retiring... Bucks calmly walks up to accept the premiership Cup, with a cheeky smirk on his face, having finally won a flag & knowing that it is the first of many. Carlton win the spoon and Hawthorn, St Kilda and Brisbane all miss out on the 8.
2. Pendles, Daisy and Trav all tie for the Brownlow on 22 votes.
3. Midnight Oil, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin and Guns & Roses all reform to play a 20 minute half time concert, followed by a 4 hour set back at Victoria Park to celebrate the flag. All band members spend the rest of the night drinking and having photos taken with pies fans. All other club fans are locked out of the ground.
4. Grundy and Josh Thomas tie for the rising star award, with Kennedy, Broomhead and Witts coming third, fourth and fifth.
5. Ball, Didak, Goldy, Daisy & Jolly all recover from leg, ankle and age related injuries so well that they are still able to jog across the nullabor at the end of the season to be groomsmen at my Margaret River wedding to Jessica Alba. She is in tears due to the beautiful views, food, and wine on offer... and vows that she will be a devoted wife and pies supporter for life. The honeymoon lasts for a year............
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1. Collingwood to win the Premiership. I don't care how we win, just winning it will be enough.
2. For the AFL to come to their senses and decide frequently changing the rules of the sport is not healthy for the sport and decide the rules of the game commitee should disband. As all the rules of the game commitee do think about how the rules can be changed without actually considering if they need changing or not.
3. For Andrew Dimetriou to step down from his position for continually "bringing the game into disrepute" along with his accomplice Adrian Anderson.
4. For Alan Didak to recapture at least his 2010 form. For Travis Cloke to at least recapture his 2011 form.
5. For all umpiring decisions to be fair and reasonable and in the spirit of the game. |
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tomoleary wrote: | 1. Collingwood to win the Premiership. I don't care how we win, just winning it will be enough.
2. For the AFL to come to their senses and decide frequently changing the rules of the sport is not healthy for the sport and decide the rules of the game commitee should disband. As all the rules of the game commitee do think about how the rules can be changed without actually considering if they need changing or not.
3. For Andrew Dimetriou to step down from his position for continually "bringing the game into disrepute" along with his accomplice Adrian Anderson.
4. For Alan Didak to recapture at least his 2010 form. For Travis Cloke to at least recapture his 2011 form.
5. For all umpiring decisions to be fair and reasonable and in the spirit of the game. |
All the points seem realistic except for 5. It seems to be too "out there" to ever happen. _________________ Carlscum 120 years being cheating scum |
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David wrote: | 1. Alan Toovey kicks a goal.
2. Alan Toovey kicks another goal.
I think you can see where this is going. |
He has had a couple of lean year, hasn't he? |
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1. jack spain to write something supportive of collingwood's season.
2. lazza and piesnchess to refrain from telling us they have attended 57 losing grand finals and that those who attended less than 40 of them have no idea what they're talking about.
3. hiss to stop reminding us he has died in 28 wars and that the club should erect a statue of him next to bobby rose at the lexuskiaholden centre.
4. 3rd degree to write his posts in a language something akin to english.
5. dtm's prediction comes to fruition again just like in 2010. _________________ Purveyor of sanctimonious twaddle. |
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3rd degree wrote: | 1. Beating Carlscum by 17 goals in the Grand Final , eddie betts knocked out after missing a sitter on the goal line ( a la tredrea 2003 PF) by a rampaging Goldsack. Malthouse turns on Kernahan and rips off his mullet as our lads are presented the cup, judd cries.
2. Melbourne are abandonded from the league and areforced to join the QAFL with Shane Stempel as captain coach, Jack Watts gets a neck tatt and joins Port Adelaide and becomes mates with Jacob Surjan.
3. Hawthorn come 9th. Buddy leaves football and takes up frisbee throwing with chris egan.
4. The entire St Kilda list are attacked by army of electified eels while doing a recovery session in the Hopkins River in Warnambool , the only surviving players are McEvoy and Milne who then open a botique in Frankston.
5. Andy Maher and Tim Lane are tortured by Pirates in Papua New Guinea after they see them in carlscum polo tops. |
Stinger wrote: | David wrote: | 1. Alan Toovey kicks a goal.
2. Alan Toovey kicks another goal.
I think you can see where this is going. |
He has had a couple of lean year, hasn't he? |
Indeed. That preliminary final reversal was just too cruel. ![Crying or Very sad](images/smiles/icon_cry.gif) _________________ "Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange |
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perthmagpie wrote: | Sorry double post. |
They both sounded good from my perspective _________________ Now Retired - Every Day Is A Saturday |
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cityslick1 wrote: | 1. Pies win the flag over Geelong by 154 points, with 10 of their players retiring... Bucks calmly walks up to accept the premiership Cup, with a cheeky smirk on his face, having finally won a flag & knowing that it is the first of many. Carlton win the spoon and Hawthorn, St Kilda and Brisbane all miss out on the 8.
2. Pendles, Daisy and Trav all tie for the Brownlow on 22 votes.
3. Midnight Oil, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin and Guns & Roses all reform to play a 20 minute half time concert, followed by a 4 hour set back at Victoria Park to celebrate the flag. All band members spend the rest of the night drinking and having photos taken with pies fans. All other club fans are locked out of the ground.
4. Grundy and Josh Thomas tie for the rising star award, with Kennedy, Broomhead and Witts coming third, fourth and fifth.
5. Ball, Didak, Goldy, Daisy & Jolly all recover from leg, ankle and age related injuries so well that they are still able to jog across the nullabor at the end of the season to be groomsmen at my Margaret River wedding to Jessica Alba. She is in tears due to the beautiful views, food, and wine on offer... and vows that she will be a devoted wife and pies supporter for life. The honeymoon lasts for a year............
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Five things I'd love to see:
1). Collingwood to win a premiership and go the whole season undefeated!
2). Scott Pendlebury to win a Brownlow Medal!
3). Carlton fail to make the eight and their fans begin to turn on Mick Malthouse!
4). Lance Franklin decides to ditch Hawthorn!
5). Andrew Demetriou to resign! _________________ | 1902 | 1903 | 1910 | 1917 | 1919 | 1927 | 1928 | 1929 | 1930 | 1935 | 1936 | 1953 | 1958 | 1990 | 2010 | 2023 | |
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1. Kurt Tippett to miss half the season.
2. Buddy Franklin to put his contract talks on hold, thus derailing the Squawks's season.
3. The Bongers found to have been on the pseudo-'roids in 2012 and 2011.
4. Goddard to transfer to the Bongers because the Saints were not professional enough.
5. Pies to get the quaddie - Coleman, Brownlow, McHale medals, + a big cup to put them all in. _________________ If you used to barrack for the 'Pies, you never barracked for the 'Pies. |
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