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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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After last night Dayne was tested and has now been confirmed he has sherrinitis or simply known as leather poisoning.
He is now our leading possession getter for the year.
He now is averaging 29.88 per game the highest by any magpie player
He has the most clearances of any magpie player
He has he most inside 50's of any magpie
He has the equal most tackles of any magpie
He now has her most goal involvements of any magpie player
Sorry to say folks I doubt this disease will be cured anytime soon. The recovery period is another 100 - 200 games so I think we all need to get used to the fact he is going to have to live with this disease for the remainder of his career.
Sorry about the misleading headline I just wanted to make this as medically attention seeking as I could. |
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Damien 
Me Noah & Flynn @ the G
Joined: 21 Jan 1999
Location: Croydon Vic
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | After last night Dayne was tested and has now been confirmed he has sherrinitis or simply known as leather poisoning.
He is now our leading possession getter for the year.
He now is averaging 29.88 per game the highest by any magpie player
He has the most clearances of any magpie player
He has he most inside 50's of any magpie
He has the equal most tackles of any magpie
He now has her most goal involvements of any magpie player
Sorry to say folks I doubt this disease will be cured anytime soon. The recovery period is another 100 - 200 games so I think we all need to get used to the fact he is going to have to live with this disease for the remainder of his career.
Sorry about the misleading headline I just wanted to make this as medically attention seeking as I could. |
Hopefully it's highly contagious
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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he's the quiet achiever this boy. He's right up there with Pendles and Swan and in the top few midfielders in the competition, but he sails under the radar.
Gun.
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wimmey 
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He's also the cutest magpie player
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Piethagoras' Theorem 
the hypotenuse, is always a cakewalk
Joined: 29 May 2006
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I've gotta stop reading these thread titles literally 
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| FrankieGoesToCollingwood wrote: | | I've gotta stop reading these thread titles literally |
Copying the Murdoch press a sensational headline belies a real story. |
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