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Tannin 
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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It's not about slabs, Woftam. Simply, you are too nice a bloke to take the field against this scum. We won't know the full score until Tuesday night, when I fully expect at least half the selected side to be making an appearance before the Tribunal, or at least getting a call from the MRP. Anyone getting off on the grounds that the contact was low impact or accidental will be subject to club discipline and most likely dropped for next week.
Oh, and a little reminder for Jackass and Lazza: no biffing blokes in black and white jumpers, OK?
By the way, Greeny2968 was selected on the back of his solid, sustained vendetta against Travis Cloke. If we can get him to lift the elbow at a few St Vomit blokes with the same sort of determination and focus, after the game their rooms will need the old Tiger Balm by the bucket full.
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swoop42 
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
Location: The 18
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When I was a kid we had an old Kingswood nicknamed Bertha.
Oh Bertha, white, wide at the rear and in need of a choke in the morning.
As for the car I can't really recall much about it.
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| Tannin wrote: | It's not about slabs, Woftam. Simply, you are too nice a bloke to take the field against this scum. We won't know the full score until Tuesday night, when I fully expect at least half the selected side to be making an appearance before the Tribunal, or at least getting a call from the MRP. Anyone getting off on the grounds that the contact was low impact or accidental will be subject to club discipline and most likely dropped for next week.
Oh, and a little reminder for Jackass and Lazza: no biffing blokes in black and white jumpers, OK?
By the way, Greeny2968 was selected on the back of his solid, sustained vendetta against Travis Cloke. If we can get him to lift the elbow at a few St Vomit blokes with the same sort of determination and focus, after the game their rooms will need the old Tiger Balm by the bucket full. |
Nice one firing Sidey up.
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Piesnchess
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Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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| Tannin wrote: | | Piesnchess wrote: | | Why was I dropped, whats my sin, whats my crime. ???? |
Not enough sin; not nearly enough crime. Call me when you arrive in your remand cell and we can discuss your future (if any) employment (if any). |
Volunteer work for the salvos an option coach.  
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Tannin
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Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Well played, gentl- ... er ... well played you magnificent nasty scumbags. Not as much biffo as I was looking for but 80-something points worth of losing margin and 7 goals 6 to 1 point in the last probably hurt them more than extra bruises, so what the hell, we will take it.
Mission accomplished, lads. 
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Fire Up 
Joined: 17 Sep 2005
Location: in a house
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| once again my shoulders hurt, another great game by myself |
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Tannin
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Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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| Fire Up wrote: | | once again my shoulders hurt, another great game by myself |
^ So stop wanking, or at least use a more subtle wrist action, easy on the ... um ... easy.
(I'm sure Bertha would help you out if you asked nicely.)
PS: you may also find it works better if you use baby oil instead of Tiger Balm.
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Breadcrawl
Joined: 13 Oct 2007
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So evidently I am not a good bloke.
Jeez, I dunno. You root ONE herd of goats, and suddenly your reputation is in tatters.
I was a perfect gentleman to those goats. 82.8% of the time anyway.
Still I have always tried to play the role the coach asks of me and I reckon I landed six elbows that were scoring shots. Not bad for a bloke who has never taken his eyes off the ball before I reckon. Unfortunately the scumps saw one of them and I doubt I'll be available next week.
These are the sacrifices that true gentlemen of football make for their club, their coach and their mates.
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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mate, those goats will still run over to you when you call them. You're obviously a sensitive lover for a goat £$%$er.
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David 
to wish impossible things
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: the edge of the deep green sea
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| think positive wrote: | | im gunna strangle david with his chaplain collar - oh wait hes on my side.... |
Collar? I think there may have been some mistake—this ain't no Christian chaplaincy! What kind of chaplain I am, you may ask? Well, let's just say that I may have use for Breadcrawl's goats once he's done. 
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Beast
Joined: 26 Oct 2011
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Beast in the side, nek minnit our biggest win of the year.
Tickets on myself you ask?
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Lazza
Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia
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How good was I on a wing? Not even the pidgeons were able to gobble up the crumbs like I did..   ..!!! My shirtfronts with my belly were fabulous to watch. I think I did more than enough to earn my spot for weeks ahead... |
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Tannin
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Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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In news just to hand, it appears that Coach Tannin has been rushed to hospital for tests. Apparently the popular and successful Senior Coach was attending a team dinner when he collapsed without warning, not even finishing the case of red he was drinking.
Shocked club spokesman Cuthbert Collingwood would not be drawn on the nature of the illness but, speaking off the record, believes it may be leprosy, probably brought on by Breadcrawl's new avatar. No announcement has yet been made on whether Coach Tannin will be released in time to take part in the vital Queen's Birthday clash on Monday, nor as to any plans for an assistant to step up and take the side while the beloved leader recovers.
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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Cheer up coach, I sent a tweet to Tony Abbott, he'll be there shortly to administer the kiss of life.
Hang in there.
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