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3.14159
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The 3 favourite things in i's life are (in no particular order)...
1. the Missus.
2. Chainsaws.
3. Vintage axes.
Looks like I've drawn the "not long for this world" Trifecta don't get the dozen (or so) ...
"FIX THIS!!!"
signs the missus has randomly placed around the house sorted out!
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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Yep.
Your 1st favourite thing may assist you in becoming intimately acquainted with one or more of your other 2 favourite things.
maybe you could loan one of your vintage axes to TP. She has some signs too. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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3.14159
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No thanks, I've had a kiss from all 3 and the Missus was the only one that didn't required stitches and a tetnus shot afterwards!
These "signs" (there was 27 of them) started appearing yesterdae.
The expiry is 7.30 tonight.
I'd forgotten about till a few hours ago but thanks to handyman skihls I've done everyone of them! :
I'm expect a big "thank-you" when she gets home! |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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OH man, TP's hubbie is not going to like you. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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3.14159
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That that didn't go well!
She went to her sisters the other dae and left these multi-coloured multi toned messages.
I figured they were some art piece she was working.
I noticed they weren't level so I got out the set square, plumb-bob and liquid nails and hung'em properly.
Turns out I was wrong, she wanted things "near" the signs fixed but there were no arrows or further instructions so how was I to know what she really wanted?
Lucky for me I'd locked my saws and axes in the shed or I'd changing my name to 2.
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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_________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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Yup, still got 2 signs _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Mountains Magpie
Joined: 01 Mar 2005 Location: Somewhere between now and then
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Can't remember where I read it but apparently butter is now good for you. Wish they'd make up their minds
Better than margarine at any rate.
If I have to give up beer, bacon, chips, toast and roast potatoes I'm gonna die young anyway.....from misery
MM _________________ Spiral progress, unstoppable,
exhausted sources replaced by perversion |
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3.14159
Joined: 12 Sep 2009
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I found something I was told was really bad for me but I like that anywae is actually saving/prolonging my life.
I contracted hepatitis in my early 20's. Back then the only remedy was basically stop drinking and hope for the best (interferon on the horizon but it was far from being released to those that needed it).
I switched to coffee (5 cups a dae occasionally)did the not drinking alcohol (a lot) for a good 10 years while my viral load stayed pretty static for a few more and then started to decrease. I went for regular check-ups (every few years) but the count kept dropping and eventually I stopped going.
A few months ago I went to the liver clinic (for a long over-due check-up) and when I went back the nurse was beaming.
She sat me down and told me that basically I was totally clear of the virus though I stihl have the anti-bodies ie I am now immune to all forms.
The nurse said this happens occasionally, why she has no-idea.
I didn't either till a few daes ago when I saw this article about the benefits of few good real cups of coffee every dae.
I was going to give it up (it's hard on my guts) but now, I like coffee more than I ever did!
http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/diet-and-fitness/coffee-loves-your-liver-study-finds-20141014-115tnu.html |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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ronrat
Joined: 22 May 2006 Location: Thailand
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If I still smoked and was force outside in a place I lived in for years I would leave the security door jammed open while I went for a smoke, allow in the cold air, and slam the bugger when I came back in.
Has anybody ever lived or visited flats with a large subcontinent population? The smell of spices is overpowering Is that the next to be banned? Someone has a weber cooking a roast pig and all sorts of religions and vegans are offended. There has to be fairly cheap engineering solution to this. _________________ Annoying opposition supporters since 1967. |
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Wokko
Come and take it.
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ronrat wrote: | There has to be fairly cheap engineering solution to this. |
It's called Hardening the **** Up. |
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David
to wish impossible things
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: the edge of the deep green sea
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Haha what he said _________________ "Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. |
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ronrat
Joined: 22 May 2006 Location: Thailand
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Wokko wrote: | ronrat wrote: | There has to be fairly cheap engineering solution to this. |
It's called Hardening the **** Up. |
It is the non smokers who need to do so, Tell them to sell all their cars and ride a bike and maybe they have a point. What are they going to do if you own the place and tell them to Eff Off. As Sharon Stone said "What are you going to do. Arrest me for smoking". _________________ Annoying opposition supporters since 1967. |
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