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Because I fkn said so, now go clean your room or no TV. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie wrote: | Ok, you sort of had me disturbed there when you went from Quote: | We are just touchy feely folk! Haven't you noticed! | straight to Quote: | Well this morning I found a pair of men's bonds jocks in the bin, when I was rushing to get the last squeeze |
I sort of had to stop, got "WTF" and start reading again.
Also 3/4 denim Gaucho. You're wearing a 3/4 size Argentinian cowboy?
Anyway, so is it safe to assume if he'd dropped his jocks we was skinny dipping in the pool and actually banging your daughters friend in the pool while your daughter was in the pool too?
Your eldest should have told Jr to get out of the pool, connected a toaster to an extension cord and tossed it in the pool to put some spark into their sex lives. |
I've told them no more walking around my house in undies (visiting girls too) so he took his jocks off, to swim in his shorts (no I don't get the reasoning either). Don't think they were doing the deed but definitely not behaving in a manner that's acceptable when your not at a swingers party!
Either they behave, and junior marshals them or they are done. I told him, I'm old, I've raised my kids, I don't need to be picking up after 9 or ten more! I told him I've got OCD ( I don't) I NEED order! Anyhow, be interesting to see if he has the balls to come back!
Oh and the Mexican says hi! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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https://youtu.be/1w8Z0UOXVaY _________________ "Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange |
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My mum and my cuz. He was talking about his mad cat and mum barelled him, so that cat is my brothers grandchild?
Cuz - eh yeah,
Mum. So when are you going to get serious and give him a real grandchild? This is in front of his dad and gf.
Cuz stutters a bit, makes some lame lines then comes out with quote of the day. I can't have a kid til mum dies.. I couldn't have a kid with that as a grandmother.
Mum looked stunned but my daughter and I cracked up. ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie wrote: | My mum and my cuz. He was talking about his mad cat and mum barelled him, so that cat is my brothers grandchild?
Cuz - eh yeah,
Mum. So when are you going to get serious and give him a real grandchild? This is in front of his dad and gf.
Cuz stutters a bit, makes some lame lines then comes out with quote of the day. I can't have a kid til mum dies.. I couldn't have a kid with that as a grandmother.
Mum looked stunned but my daughter and I cracked up. ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
I guessing auntie wasn't in attendance! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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think positive wrote: | stui magpie wrote: | Ok, you sort of had me disturbed there when you went from Quote: | We are just touchy feely folk! Haven't you noticed! | straight to Quote: | Well this morning I found a pair of men's bonds jocks in the bin, when I was rushing to get the last squeeze |
I sort of had to stop, got "WTF" and start reading again.
Also 3/4 denim Gaucho. You're wearing a 3/4 size Argentinian cowboy?
Anyway, so is it safe to assume if he'd dropped his jocks we was skinny dipping in the pool and actually banging your daughters friend in the pool while your daughter was in the pool too?
Your eldest should have told Jr to get out of the pool, connected a toaster to an extension cord and tossed it in the pool to put some spark into their sex lives. |
I've told them no more walking around my house in undies (visiting girls too) so he took his jocks off, to swim in his shorts (no I don't get the reasoning either). Don't think they were doing the deed but definitely not behaving in a manner that's acceptable when your not at a swingers party!
Either they behave, and junior marshals them or they are done. I told him, I'm old, I've raised my kids, I don't need to be picking up after 9 or ten more! I told him I've got OCD ( I don't) I NEED order! Anyhow, be interesting to see if he has the balls to come back!
Oh and the Mexican says hi! |
my daughter is just taking an interest in boys. Thanks for the tip. _________________ Two more flags before I die! |
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Mugwump wrote: | think positive wrote: | stui magpie wrote: | Ok, you sort of had me disturbed there when you went from Quote: | We are just touchy feely folk! Haven't you noticed! | straight to Quote: | Well this morning I found a pair of men's bonds jocks in the bin, when I was rushing to get the last squeeze |
I sort of had to stop, got "WTF" and start reading again.
Also 3/4 denim Gaucho. You're wearing a 3/4 size Argentinian cowboy?
Anyway, so is it safe to assume if he'd dropped his jocks we was skinny dipping in the pool and actually banging your daughters friend in the pool while your daughter was in the pool too?
Your eldest should have told Jr to get out of the pool, connected a toaster to an extension cord and tossed it in the pool to put some spark into their sex lives. |
I've told them no more walking around my house in undies (visiting girls too) so he took his jocks off, to swim in his shorts (no I don't get the reasoning either). Don't think they were doing the deed but definitely not behaving in a manner that's acceptable when your not at a swingers party!
Either they behave, and junior marshals them or they are done. I told him, I'm old, I've raised my kids, I don't need to be picking up after 9 or ten more! I told him I've got OCD ( I don't) I NEED order! Anyhow, be interesting to see if he has the balls to come back!
Oh and the Mexican says hi! |
my daughter is just taking an interest in boys. Thanks for the tip. | god don't get me started!
Buy Valium, or scotch, scotch really helps! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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^ i keep hanging on to what Stui said about the fact that something eventually clicks and you get a reasonable human being back at the end. she's no wild child, but she's certainly going to make her own mistakes. _________________ Two more flags before I die! |
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And leave the valium on the bench after telling the boys they're boner pills. ![Wink](images/smiles/icon_wink.gif) _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Mugwump wrote: | ^ i keep hanging on to what Stui said about the fact that something eventually clicks and you get a reasonable human being back at the end. she's no wild child, but she's certainly going to make her own mistakes. | Oh yeah, we were talking about the fact that something clicks and you get a reasonable human being back at the end . |
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think positive wrote: | stui magpie wrote: | My mum and my cuz. He was talking about his mad cat and mum barelled him, so that cat is my brothers grandchild?
Cuz - eh yeah,
Mum. So when are you going to get serious and give him a real grandchild? This is in front of his dad and gf.
Cuz stutters a bit, makes some lame lines then comes out with quote of the day. I can't have a kid til mum dies.. I couldn't have a kid with that as a grandmother.
Mum looked stunned but my daughter and I cracked up. ![Laughing](images/smiles/icon_lol.gif) |
I guessing auntie wasn't in attendance! |
Nope. I haven't seen her in over 10 years, but the funny thing is, I reckon cuz would have said it if she was there. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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The West Indies bowling attack. _________________ "I am a great sage, equal of heaven.
Grow stick, grow.
Fly cloud, fly.
Oh you are a dee-mon, I love to fiiight." |
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Curtly Ambrose should come out of retirement! He'll probably do better than the current West Indies bowlers. _________________ | 1902 | 1903 | 1910 | 1917 | 1919 | 1927 | 1928 | 1929 | 1930 | 1935 | 1936 | 1953 | 1958 | 1990 | 2010 | 2023 | |
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