#12 Matt Scharenberg

roar · Post by **roar** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 3:25 pm

Need to ban yourself from Scahrenberg discussions, Rudi. You're doing yourself a disservice and no matter the outcome, you'll look silly.

John Wren · Post by **John Wren** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 3:37 pm

swoop42 wrote:
MAGPIEAVENGER wrote:As reported on AFL.com Bucks mentioned that Berg will play this Friday night.
Interesting.

I suspect he might have finally put pen to paper.

interesting conclusion to draw.

jackcass · Post by **jackcass** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 3:38 pm

swoop42 wrote:
MAGPIEAVENGER wrote:As reported on AFL.com Bucks mentioned that Berg will play this Friday night.
Interesting.

I suspect he might have finally put pen to paper.

And why does there have to be a connection?

Post by **RudeBoy** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 3:45 pm

roar wrote:Need to ban yourself from Scahrenberg discussions, Rudi. You're doing yourself a disservice and no matter the outcome, you'll look silly.

It's all a bit of fun roar. I can handle looking silly. It happens each time I look in the mirror.

If we can't make the most of these sagas on Nicks, then the fun has gone out of the place completely.

As I've said previously, I think he's going back to Adelaide, but if he stays I'll be the first to anoint him as Pendles' successor.

roar · Post by **roar** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:04 pm

But that's just it, Rudi, it's gone beyond that to something obsessive, bordering psychotic.

Ok, maybe psychotic is overplaying it a touch.

Post by **RudeBoy** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:05 pm

roar wrote:But that's just it, Rudi, it's gone beyond that to something obsessive, bordering psychotic.

Ok, maybe psychotic is overplaying it a touch.

roar · Post by **roar** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:06 pm

Don't be sad. I know you mean well.

Post by **RudeBoy** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 4:13 pm

roar wrote:Don't be sad. I know you mean well.

Neil Appleby · Post by **Neil Appleby** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:50 pm

Rude Boy and I are looking forward to the announcement that Sharenberg is seeking a trade. Not because we don't rate him, but because we have been promised a treat from John Wren and Lazza. JW is scouring Victoria Street for a new teapot to brew his famous Oolong tea and Lazza will be frying his home made dumplings. DTM is throwing open his place for the occasion so there's much to look forward to in the next fortnight. Places are sadly limited, so don't expect an invite

Collingwood Crackerjack · Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:00 pm

Play him on Friday, and right before the game tell him "sign the bloody contract or you can play in the ruck all night".

2 benefits; makes him know we mean business, and makes our good friend Robert Walls happy for another week

Collingwood Crackerjack · Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:01 pm

Neil Appleby wrote:Rude Boy and I are looking forward to the announcement that Sharenberg is seeking a trade. Not because we don't rate him, but because we have been promised a treat from John Wren and Lazza. JW is scouring Victoria Street for a new teapot to brew his famous Oolong tea and Lazza will be frying his home made dumplings. DTM is throwing open his place for the occasion so there's much to look forward to in the next fortnight. Places are sadly limited, so don't expect an invite

...and yea verily, when the young messiah Sharenberg did sign, there was much rejoicing and drinking of tea

Fatui Attata · Post by **Fatui Attata** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 6:07 pm

Cuthbert Collingwood wrote:The problem with Bergs are they're hard to work out as 9/10ths of them are below the surface

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^lerve yer werk!!

John Wren · Post by **John Wren** » Thu Aug 27, 2015 7:53 am

roar wrote:But that's just it, Rudi, it's gone beyond that to something obsessive, bordering psychotic.

Ok, maybe psychotic is overplaying it a touch.

it's not like rudie to be obsessive about anything. so out of character. schazza's re-signing, cloke's re-signing and the trading of cloke are just examples of aberrations.

qldmagpie67 · Post by **qldmagpie67** » Thu Aug 27, 2015 8:28 am

My mothers neighbour's uncle who happens to have a newspaper stand on flinders st was talking to a vet the other day who happened to encounter a young lady from Adelaide who needed her dog wormed who said her uncles friend's neighbour happened to be in the same hair dressing salon when the hairdresser took a booking for a party of 4 in the name of Scharenberg on Sunday at there salon in toorak. Maybe they are getting all prettied up before heading to Eddie's to sign a new contract extension !!!
Or maybe they just need there hair done !!
The mystery continues
I think the only way to get to the bottom of this issue is to send in a spy to Scharenberg's house and over hear some news.
Lazza & JW can you send your parrots over no one could possibly turn away lost parrots from there house
Would give us the inside gossip

Lazza · Post by **Lazza** » Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:40 am

qldmagpie67 wrote:Lazza & JW can you send your parrots over no one could possibly turn away lost parrots from there house
Would give us the inside gossip

Sorry they are too busy shitting over all my freshly fried/brewed dumplings and Sri Lankan tea....

Or on seconds thought, forget that. It wasn't the parrots, it was bloody JW.....

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#12 Matt Scharenberg