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Ash10 wrote:JacJacJacqui,that has got to be the best post I've ever seen on Nick's!Classic!
Have you read anything that was posted any time prior to the 10 weeks you've been here?
I'm wondering if Ash has read anything not posted by DTM
Most of those points in the post by JacJacJacqui are just whingeing for the sake of it
SORRY FOR:
1. Not being f***ed reading 60 pages of posts to see everything that other people wrote.
2. Having common pet hates with other people.
3. Whinging for the sake of whingeing on a bulletin called "What pisses you off"
Actually I might add another one now:
51. Stupid c**ts who read a bulletin and then whinge when people stick to the subject content. What a full sized f**k stick! Go back to the Carlton cheer squad, half wit..
You must have such a fun, happy life if so much little crap pisses you off
And what a happy and intelligent life you must lead, reading posts about what pisses people off and then having a go at people for stating what pisses them. Gawd.. Why not go read the "what makes you happy" bulletin and then give people shit about stating that their favourite colour makes them happy. They say that it's the simple things in life that make people happy. Well I also believe it's the simple things (or simple people) in life that piss people off too.
Pirate skulls and bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bombs
Running when we hit 'em
Lethal poison through their system
nomadjack wrote:What pisses me off? Miserable humourless little arseholes like Nick's very own twin black clouds above. Funny post JacJacJacqui and just ignore the annoying pointless pissants Ash.
Pissant is such a great word, isn't it Jack?
I try and use it as much as possible, along with that classic, toe rag.
They have a way of fitting in perfectly in a conversation
Ahhh...toe rag - the way it just rolls off the tongue. It is a true term of beauty Frank. Arse clown is another favourite, along with F#$kstick (nice one Ash10 - I like the addition of the 'full-sized' as a prefix - respect) Have also been giving the politically incorrect 'Mong' a good go lately as well, although the wife doesn't seem to respond to it very well.
hehe, I'd like to add to that if I may. Two of my favourites are fcukknuckle and nobjockey
BTW full-sized was actually my prefix. In case you haven't already seen, I quite like the term "girls dick". What's a girls dick, you say? It's a guy who has such a small peny that he may as well be a girl. It can be used for any guy or multiple ie "Essendon, honestly, what a bunch of girls dicks". See? It's fun to use. Try it one day!
Pirate skulls and bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bombs
Running when we hit 'em
Lethal poison through their system
nomadjack wrote:What pisses me off? Miserable humourless little arseholes like Nick's very own twin black clouds above. Funny post JacJacJacqui and just ignore the annoying pointless pissants Ash.
Pissant is such a great word, isn't it Jack?
I try and use it as much as possible, along with that classic, toe rag.
They have a way of fitting in perfectly in a conversation
Ahhh...toe rag - the way it just rolls off the tongue. It is a true term of beauty Frank. Arse clown is another favourite, along with F#$kstick (nice one Ash10 - I like the addition of the 'full-sized' as a prefix - respect) Have also been giving the politically incorrect 'Mong' a good go lately as well, although the wife doesn't seem to respond to it very well.
hehe, I'd like to add to that if I may. Two of my favourites are fcukknuckle and nobjockey
Oh, and lol at eddie getting reimed
Yes, yes, yes, fcukknuckle is a word that I must put back into my vocabulary. It has a certain amount of shock value.
The one man in the world, who never believes he is mad, is the madman.
stui magpie wrote:Getting 2 cars serviced at $1k a pop. New radiator in one, new power steering pump and 2 tyres on another....
PS. Hope everythings OK Madness.
1k a pop? my godfather...
and yup..thanks...
another thing that pisses me off...after 3 knee ops in my sporty days, was slightly ill after one of them. Now? bloody sick after every anesthetic... god I hate that feeling.
pisses me off that eating healthy is more expensive than eating junk
im really trying to manage, but with the time i spend at work also its hard finding the right stuff to eat and i usually just opt for some cheap, rubbish dinner at the end of each day, and now i have a stomach cramp ohhhhhh
stui magpie wrote:Getting 2 cars serviced at $1k a pop. New radiator in one, new power steering pump and 2 tyres on another....
PS. Hope everythings OK Madness.
1k a pop? my godfather...
and yup..thanks...
another thing that pisses me off...after 3 knee ops in my sporty days, was slightly ill after one of them. Now? bloody sick after every anesthetic... god I hate that feeling.
That's a bit rough Lisa, hope this op goes ok. And get them to give you some anti nausea medicine with the anesthetic, works a wonder let me tell you!
Gawd.. Why not go read the "what makes you happy" bulletin and then give people shit about stating that their favourite colour makes them happy. They say that it's the simple things in life that make people happy. Well I also believe it's the simple things (or simple people) in life that piss people off too. 
