Jokes Jokes and More Jokes

stui magpie · Posted: Tue Jun 18, 2024 5:59 pm

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Hah.

I asked the wife last night if I was the only one she'd been with.

She said "yes", then added, "All the rest were at least 7's" Confused

Culprit · Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Location: Port Melbourne

The Wife and I tried to spruce things up so she dressed up as a policewoman last night and giggled, "You're being charged with being good in bed..."
After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence.

stui magpie · Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2024 1:29 pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRhx6UwuwVM Laughing

Culprit · Joined: 06 Feb 2003 Location: Port Melbourne

^Classic KBW Laughing

pietillidie · Joined: 07 Jan 2005

A slice of apple pie costs $4 in Barbados. The same slice of apple pie costs $5 in Jamaica, and $3 in Trinidad and Tobago.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

think positive · Side By Side Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere

stui magpie · Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2024 5:51 pm

Pinched from Facebook.

An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops an old Harley rider for traveling faster than the posted speed limit:
He asks the old biker his name.
“Fred.” He replies.
“Fred what?” The officer asks.
“Just Fred.” The old man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the old biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.
The officer then presses him for the last name.
The old man tells him that he used to have a last name, but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
“Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?’
The old biker replies.
“It’s a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, and residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.
After a while, I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! I got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. I got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.”
The officer walked away in tears, laughing